GMWFL Autumn 2023 – a good day for the over 60s whites, who earn a meritable 7 points

Matches played on the 7th of September 2023.
Arriving at Heywood on another strangely hot and humid day, not the normal cold and rainy event we were getting used to, in anticipation of a really tough set of games for the Relics over 60s whites. Every team in this Over 60s League division 1 is more than capable of winning the league, with little or no weakness in any team.

Bury Relics V Kingsmaid
Relics gave as good as they got in this game with no quarter asked or given by either side. Both teams had a few chances but with Eddy on top form in Relics goal, it would take something special to beat him.
Final score 0-0

Corinthians V Relics
Bury started really well and had several chances early on before Corinthians started to get into the match. Good inter-passing from the Relics produced a moment of magic for Ian to sweep home a great finish.
Final score 0-1 to Relics

Relics V Fleetwood
With the very dangerous Fleetwood striker Sam (twinkle toes), who is lethal with either foot, playing against Relics, it was given to Tony Greenall to mark him out of the game, which he did for the majority of the match. However, despite Relics having slightly more of the play and definitely more goal strikes (5 at least), Fleetwood had three good chances and twinkle toes scored two. Relics battled hard all the game and deserved a little more from it but it wasn’t to be.
Final score 0-2 to Fleetwood

Wakefield V Relics
Again, Relics were at it from the start against Wakefield, taking the play to them at every opportunity. Wakefield’s dangerous striker Kim was well marshalled by Wayne G and Kevin A and on this occasion, he hardly had a shot of note. With Graham showing some great hold up play and Ian Mc and Alan B running riot all over midfield, Relics eventually ran out comfortable 2-0 winners, with Ian Mc and Alan B both scoring.
Final score 0-2 to Relics

The only surprise was we didn’t get more goals, in an unusual set of games where Graham didn’t bag a single goal on the day but his contribution was excellent as usual. Big shout out to all the squad for some great performances but a special mention to Big Eddy who was brilliant on the day as he has been in the last three sessions at Heywood. A great set of results, leaving Relics second in the table with all to play for. Up The Relics!

Team and staff consisted: Eddy F (GK), Graham W (C), Ian Mc, Kevin A, Keith S, Tony G, Wayne G and Alan B. Thanks to Pat for managing the team, with support from Keiran.
Report by Keiren T and photos by Kodak Keith H.

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GMWFL Autumn 2023 – Over 70s work hard to earn 6 points on an eventful and very hot day

Matches played on the 6th of September 2023.
Bury Relics over 70s were awesome last season, only to have a bad day at the office for the final set of fixtures. The team were chomping at the bit, ready to make an impact on the new season. Today was so sun-shiny and hot, that it was like Heywood had been lifted from Manchester and flown to Dubai. A herd of Camels would not have looked out of place today. Blackpool were Relic’s first opponents, who were donning their white kit, in contrast to their usual Orange.

Blackpool FC SS 70’s versus Bury Relics Over 70’s
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Goal: 1-0 to Bury. An 18-year-old like Bob, who’s really 80, makes a great challenge on the left as Blackpool try to start an attack from their keeper. Bob quickly distributes a precise pass to John W in centre field, who uses skill to carry the ball across to the right, before driving an accurate shot, low into the bottom corner. There is a hint of toe-bung in the shot but the Ref allows it; it’s a great goal for Bury to take the lead, (click-here).

Goal: 1-1 an equalizer for Blackpool. John W is in the action again, as he is unlucky to lose his bearings while frantically trying to defend. Unfortunately for him, a foot has just entered the Bury penalty area. Eddy nearly gets there but it’s a goal for Blackpool, (click-here).
Result; Blackpool FC SS 70’s 1 – 1 Bury Relics Over 70’s

Rochdale AFC Strollers 70’s versus Bury Relics Over 70’s
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Goal: 1-0 to Bury; a multiple-pass-move by Bury ends in an interception by the Rochdale defence. However, John W is quick and enthusiastic to make a challenge to retrieve the ball. Then he’s alert enough to lay on a crisp pass across the area for John M to smash home, (click-here).

In the first instance, the referee was thinking that John M had hit the ball in the area and disallowed the goal. On the video, it is clear that the ball was struck outside the box, before John’s momentum took him into the area. The end of the video has the exact moment when contact with the ball was made. Credit to the Rochdale players who were honest and admitted the goal was good. Accordingly, the Ref eventually gave the goal to Bury. Unfortunately, by that time, John W had talked himself into a red card and was off.
Result; Rochdale AFC Strollers 70’s 0 – 1 Bury Relics Over 70’s

Bury Relics Over 70’s versus Manchester Senior Citizens
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There were no official goals in this game but there was potentially a phantom goal, where a shot hit a stanchion and rebounded out of goal; one City player claimed it was a goal but to no avail. Judge for yourself, (click-here).
Result; Bury Relics Over 70’s 0 – 0 Manchester Senior Citizens

Manchester Corinthians 70’s versus Bury Relics Over 70’s
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No goals in this game but several fabulous saves by Eddy, one of which is shown here. Immediately after the super save, there is some controversy about a disallowed Corinthians goal, (click-here).
Result; Manchester Corinthians 70’s 0 – 0 Bury Relics Over 70’s

Today’s games were full of incident, with John W having a hand (or foot) in all 3 goals scored/conceded. He drove home to put Relics one up versus Blackpool, before putting a foot print in the area to give Blackpool a pen. In the next game John W’s tenacity and vision provided a good assist for John M to score the winner against Rochdale. Then he saw red for disagreeing with the Ref. Added to that was City’s phantom goal that never was; who would have thought that goal line technology could be needed for Walking Football? Then, there was the tumbleweed moment when nearly all of time stood still with the exception of a Corinthians Striker. He fired past Eddy to score, only to learn that the goal would not ultimately count (probably a bit lucky that).

Bury’s entire team played excellently today, to produce a hard-earned 6 points. Eddy made some sensational saves, including a penalty save, and tipping a blockbuster of a shot onto the bar. I think the cross-bar is still shaking now. Bob and Dave M defended brilliantly, John M was all over the park with limitless energy and Keiren was always available up-front to receive passes and keep attacks going. Sir Pat the Cat, who filled in for John W, was excellent in midfield, making some purposeful forays forward and providing several good passes.

Team today: Eddy (GK), Dave M, Bob, John W, John M, Keiren and Pat; Manager was Keith S. Thanks to Kodak Keith for the photos, and support was provided by Ian M and Watford Mark. Dr. John wrote the report.

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Martin Dawson Trophy 2023

Sunday 3rd Sept 2023
The Relics were one of 12 teams competing in this year’s Greater Manchester Walking Football League (GMWFL) Martin Dawson Memorial Trophy.
Eight teams came from the GMWFL with four teams coming from outside the area, Blackburn, Grimsby, Leeds Titans and Leeds Morley

The teams were split into two leagues of six with the top team in each group qualifying for the Trophy Final, and second place in each group qualifying for the Plate Final.

The Relics finished 4th in a tough group A with 6 points (W2, L3) so failed to progress to the finals.

Well played to all the Relics players Eddie (GK), Graham W, Keith S, Tony G, Dave Lutk, Pete Shev, Iain McK and Manager Ken B.

Autumn league 2023, pre season friendlies

Please note the Greater Manchester Walking Football League (GMFL) Autumn 2023 season starts in September.
Some per-season friendlies have been arrange, details below. Please make a note in your diaries and keep an eye on the WhatsApp group for updated information.

DateVenueHome ScoreAway
27th July 2023 11:00Salford Sports VillageMaccabi v Relics 60’s Stripes
10th August 2023 10:00 Burnley. Leisure BoxBurnley 60’s v Relics 60’s
Burnley 65’s v Relics 65’s
Burnley 70’s v Relics 70’s
25th August 2023 time tbcRadcliffe FC Neuven StadiumRelics 60’svSalcom 60’s
Relics 70’svSalcom 70’s
29th August 2023 time tbcWestway Sports Hub. Chorley, PR7 1FGPreston 60’svRelics 60’s
Preston 65’svRelics 65’s

Tex makes England debut

Congratulations to Relics over 70’s captain Tex O’Rourke on making his debut for the England Walking Football Community (EWFC) over 70’s walking football team.

Following his selection to the England squad in Feb 2023, Tex made his debut at Dublin on 8th July 2023 in an international tournament featuring England, Ireland, Italy and France. The games were played over both days of the weekend on Sat 8th July and Sunday 9th July.

On Saturday 8th July England beat Ireland 4-3, Italy 3-1, and France 3-1
On Sunday 9th July England beat France 4-1 and Italy 6-1. With Tex scoring his first goal for England by scoring the first Goal against France.

Congratulations from everyone at The Relics

GMWFL Spring 2023 – 5 points and 0 goals conceded for Relics over 60’s Stripes in last fixtures

Matches played on the 28th of June 2023.
A herd of blue and white striped Zebras had turned up for the final set of Spring league fixtures, with a whopping squad of 9 players. Additionally, some off duty Relics players and their family members had turned out to watch how the Stripes got on. The league thanked everyone for playing the league, in case they were not attending the banquet and award ceremony afterwards, and the first team up for the Relics were Wakefield.

Bury Relics Stripes vs. Wakefield Wanderers Whites
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The final result was a 1-0 Bury win.

Goal: 1-0 to Bury; The Stripes win a corner, and after a couple of passes, it’s pinball time as Wakefield try and get the ball away. In the melee, Motherwell Ian gets a deft back-heel touch on the ball, which gives just enough space for Mike B to guide the ball high into the net before a defender can get a block in. Click-here.
Result, Bury Relics over 60’s Stripes 1 – 0 Wakefield Wanderers Whites

Bury Relics over 60’s Stripes versus Roach Dynamos
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The final result was a 0-0 draw.

Goal: no goals in this game but a blue card for a Relics trip and a red card for the retaliating Roach player; Roach played most of the second half a man light.
Result, Bury Relics over 60’s Stripes 0 – 0 Roach Dynamos

Bury Relics over 60’s Stripes versus Ribble Valley WFC
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The final result was a 0-0 draw.

Goal: no goals in this game. Eddy “The Eagle” (Copyright Mark T) had a busy game, and to see his best saves as well as his last minute point saving penalty save, click-here.
Result, Bury Relics over 60’s Stripes 0 – 0 Ribble Valley WFC

The statistics show that despite finishing bottom of the league, Bury Relics over 60 Stripes are on an upward trajectory; their play has improved over the course of the season, and as a consequence, their results have improved too. Plus, there is a great team spirit around this team and manager, ergo the Stripes are looking forward to next season with optimism. The Bury Relics Stripes squad: Eddy “The Eagle” (GK), Andy R (C), Mark T, Motherwell Ian, Watford Mark, Mike B, Nev K, Fast Ken B and Steve H. Team management and staff: Ken Bug and Sir Pat. Several supporters included David and his grandson. Report by Dr. John.

GMWFL Spring 2023 – Over 65s So Near Yet So Far

15th Jun 2023
Bury Relics Over 65’s finished their Greater Manchester Division 1 Walking Football league campaign on a roasting warm day in Heywood. The squad was Gaz (GK), Tony (Centre Back), Tex (Right Half), Alan (Left Half), Pete Shev (Centre Midfield) and Graham (Centre Forward) with Keith both Manager / unused sub and 2 Cats, Pat & Eddy, also in attendance. A great final day resulted in 2 wins and 2 draws which was a fantastic return considering that both playmakers, Woggy and JoMo, were unavailable.

First up were league leaders Kingsmaid, who sat top of the league on 24 points with Relics on 20 points in second. A win for us would have been ideal to start to claw back the deficit and Kingsmaid knew that it was a must not lose game for them. Kingsmaid played it cagey from the start, keeping possession, using the keeper and leaving nothing to chance with a strict no foul policy. Their out ball was up to the lone striker for him to try and turn and shoot but Tony marshalled him superbly and no chances resulted from it.
Due to the intense heat the 15 minute matches were split by a water break which was taken after 8 minutes of play which had only seen 1 shot from either team – a good attempt by Graham. On resumption of play not only were we rehydrated but also revitalised and started extremely well. Graham cut out a loose pass and hit a low, bobbling shot which spun up off the keeper’s outstretched leg, came down, bounced and the back spin was taking it in just under the bar… but the goalie did magnificently to get up off the floor, reach back and up and tip it over. Definitely the best save I have seen this season.
Next up was Kingsmaid’s only decent chance of the match where a left wing move saw their player with a clear shot but he blasted it high, wide and handsome. After that we threw the kitchen sink at them for the last 5 minutes as we pressed for the winner as they defended for their lives. We created 3 chances for Graham with good moves, he got off strong shots each time but they just didn’t quite have enough on them to score. 0-0 but we played excellently, especially, defensively.

Straight into the second game still 4 points behind, against Corinthians who were in relegation danger. We started extremely strongly with real intent to win. We were hitting Graham’s feet and he came close 3 times but Corinthian’s Wai had 2 shots on the turn both into the side netting which kept us honest.
Then from nowhere Graham picked up a misplaced pass and placed it superbly into the net. The ref promptly called the water break before the restart. Again we sprinted out the traps and almost immediately Pete whizzed a pearler past the right hand post with their keeper rooted to the spot. Graham had 2 shots, the second of which drew a great diving save to his right. However, Corinthians were not lying down and Stewart hit a tremendous shot which Gaz turned round his left hand post for a corner – the only time his gloves were stung all day. This was literally a warning shot to our 1-0 lead and we saw out the last 2 minutes with some neat possession football. Another great performance gaining us 3 vital points as Kingsmaid lost to Bolton Arena and we were now only 1 point behind. The chase was on!

We now went into our 20 minute break before our usual Match 3 v Preston.
We did everything right in the break, took on water, rested, great analysis of our previous matches against Preston, the players had played well in our first 2 games and were confident of the win that was required. We were ready for a …………. DAMP SQUIB! 

We started so slowly and didn’t have a shot before the water break. During the break Graham tried to rally the troops and we did improve slightly with 2 shots before the end but the best chance by far fell to the Preston centre forward who was left completely on his own as we pushed forward in search of a winner. Fortunately for us he blasted it off the bar and it rebounded back to the half way line. 0-0 at the end and with Kingsmaid beating Corinthians the lead was stretched back out to 3 points.
Much post game discussion took place about why we had played so well in the first 2 games and so poorly in this match. For me the credit goes to Preston and the way that they play which frustrates and contains us. Their season stats tell a story of played 16 with 11 0-0 draws (including 3 out of 4 matches with us). They scored 2 goals; a 1-0 victory and 1-1 draw against Corinthians which was enough to keep them up and send Corinthians down. 
Kingsmaid then played their last match before us, drawing 0-0 with Preston (Surprise, Surprise!) which put them 4 points ahead thereby clinching the league title.

Onto our final match of the season against Bolton Arena who had secured third place in the league with 2 wins and a draw in their first 3 games, a dead rubber said some, but pride was at stake between the 2 top performers of the day. As we were running late the ref cut the time to 10 minutes with no water break so Keith called for a high intensity showstopper to bring the curtain down on the season.
Wow, the players did not disappoint as they threw the shackles off and in a magnificent display of attacking football totally dominated a very good Bolton team. Pete had already shaved the post after a great pass from Graham before a brilliant 5 man move starting with Alan outside our D on the right moving it forward to Tony in the middle who stroked it to the overlapping Tex on the left, he cut it inside to Pete who set up Graham for a superb opener. We then rained shots in from everyone after free flowing football, with Gaz a bystander, even Tony trying to chip their keeper at one point! Eventually, Graham finished it off with his second cracker. 2-0 and another 3 points which saw us finish runners-up; 1 point behind.

A truly great performance by 6 players, who worked their socks off, with no subs in temperatures that made my pen sweat. We were magic in 3 games and tragic in 1 but that is why we all love the inexact science of football. I have huge admiration for the way that the players approached the final match, they could have thrown in the towel and not played in the searing heat, but they did the Relics proud and produced a fabulous finale of wonderful walking football.

Thanks to the League for a scrumptious buffet and Presentation afterwards.

thanks to Ian Mck for the superb match reports.

For all the 2023 fixture and results see the Match Centre page here …

GMWFL Spring 2023 – one point and a third-place finish for the over 70s

Matches played on the 7th of June 2023.
The final set of fixtures of the Spring league had finally come around, and Bury Relics over 70’s were currently sitting in second position in the league, 3 points behind leaders Blackpool but only just ahead of Corinthians. However, the odds were stacked against the Relics to win the league as several regular key players were missing from the squad. The first game was against the Champions elect, Blackpool.

Blackpool FC SS 70’s versus Bury Relics Over 70’s
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Goal: 1-0 to Blackpool. From a free-kick to Blackpool in the final moments, a sucker punch goal! A low shot is hit through a crowd of players, which grazes a spurious knee on its way to goal. No chance of Eddy saving it as the ball skims the left-hand post and in, (click-here).
Result; Blackpool FC SS 70’s 1 – 0 Bury Relics Over 70’s

Bury Relics Over 70’s versus Tameside Striders Blues 70’s
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The final result was a 0-0 draw.
Goal: no goals in this game.
Result; Bury Relics Over 70’s 0 – 0 Tameside Striders Blues 70’s

Manchester Corinthians 70’s versus Bury Relics Over 70’s
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Goal: 1-0 to Corinthians; a stray Bury pass in midfield leads to an opportunity for the Corinthians striker, who hits it powerfully over a diving Eddy, (click-here).

Goal: 2-0 to Corinthians; a slick, multi-pass move from the Corinthians results in a good finish high into the net, (click-here).
Result; Manchester Corinthians 70’s 2 – 0 Bury Relics Over 70’s

Rochdale AFC Strollers 70’s versus Bury Relics Over 70’s
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Goal: 1-0 to Rochdale; probably a harsh decision as a Bury defender was adjudged to have fouled the Rochdale attacker from behind, apparently denying him a goal-scoring opportunity. However, on the video, you can see another Bury defender has the chance of defending the attack from the front. In any case, the ref decided it’s a Blue-card and a penalty to Rochdale, which is scored, (Click-here).
Rochdale AFC Strollers 70’s 1 – 0 Bury Relics Over 70’s

Bury Relics finished third in the end, after collecting a solitary point from the final days fixtures. Bury did make some good passing moves during the games but struggled to make any clear goal scoring opportunities and did not defend as well as usual. Team for the day was Eddy (GK), Tex (C), Dave M, Tony P, Sir Pat, Keiren and Keith B, with Keith S as manager. Report by Dr. John and pictures by Kodak Keith H.

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For all the 2023 fixture and results see the Match Centre page here …