8th of May 2025 over 60’s Stripes playing at Heywood
Manager Ken ( don’t blame it on the sunshine, don’t blame it on the moonlight , don’t blame it on the good time , blame it on the) Buggie
Squad:
Mike Bartram (C)
Keith Gillespie (GK)
Andy Richardson
Steve Hassall
Ken Bond
Iain Dawson
Nev Kitchen
Will Scott
Mark Evans
Will Ken survive if his team don’t perform? Is the Board behind him ?
Will the fans kick off? Will he be walking tall at Friday’s session?
Pre-match thoughts from the totally unbiased match reporter…
“ it’ll be great you’re going to play fantastic football “
An overcast day neither too hot nor too cold , a slight breeze.
Perfect conditions for football.
First match up against Salcom
Substitutes: Nev, Mike, Ken
This started off pretty even with lots of back and forth and neither team seeming to dominate, looked to be settling into a cat and mouse game but then after about 5 minutes Andy collected the ball from Will who had managed to get it upfield tight to the left hand line, from what looked at first like an unpromising position Andy somehow managed to weave the ball slightly more central against a tight marking defender and unleashed a beautiful shot that gave the keeper no chance… one nil and you could feel a surge of positivity ripple through the adoring fans on the sideline.
Andy decided against a knee-slide celebration and just gave us all a big grin instead.
Great goal.
It was almost two nil shortly after when Andy placed an inch perfect pass to Mark from the left hand side as Mark moved in on the right and Mark let loose a tremendous strike which thundered against the post.
Ste also had a good effort saved when he struck from distance with power and accuracy.
However the momentum of the game shifted considerably with Salcom dominating possession and what felt like a bit of panic seeping in to Bury’s players, poor marking leading to lots of shots having to be dealt with by Keith in nets, Mark made a great block towards the end on the edge of the area, it nearly all unravelled when a great save from Keith resulted in a rebound falling at the feet of a Salcom player who just needed to tap it in but he swung wildly at it and it spiralled off into the distance much to the relief of Bury players and staff alike.
At the other end of the pitch shortly after Will performed some beautiful footwork to create space for himself resulting in a good shot on goal well saved by their keeper.
Thankfully the referee blew the final whistle as that was as much excitement as we could cope with so early on plus I was running out of space to write it all down.
A great start , good win
Bury 1 Salcom 0
I told them to tone it down in the next game as I was running out of paper.
Both teams had seven attempts on goal.
Bury had 3 on target Salcom had 5 on target. Good match.
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Second match against Ribble Valley
Substitutes: Ste, Iain, Will
This was a tough game, the stats speak volumes …
Bury had 4 attempts 3 on target
Ribble Valley had 11 attempts 6 on target .
Both Andy and Mark had good shots on target saved well by the opposition keeper, Mike and Nev played well in midfield and Ken was stalwart in defence but as the game progressed Ribble just kept piling the pressure on.
Keith made several great saves but Bury just couldn’t break past the press and eventually Ribble scored from a corner and could have had two but for the post.
Right at the death Bury had a breakaway chance with Andy supplying Mike in a good position but he got closed down before he could convert and then the whistle went.
Very difficult game against strong opponents.
Bury 0 Ribble Valley 1
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Third match up against Bolton
Substitutes: Mike, Mark, Andy
Even with one of their best players on the bench Bolton had a formidable team on the pitch and an ex Man City player as a manager, this was looking ominous.
To get a true sense of how this game went I’ll start with the stats.
Bolton had 12 attempts on goal 9 of which were on target.
Bury decided to give Bolton’s keeper a rest with 0 attempts on goal.
Bury were under pressure right from the off, unable to break through in any significant way. Bolton marked each man so closely you couldn’t get a fag paper between them and their opposite number .
Unfortunately Bury made it easier for Bolton by opting to play musical statues and since no music was playing nobody budged, (not entirely fair but an overall impression over the length of the game) , this of course made it very difficult to progress the ball upfield.
Will and Iain did their best in midfield and Ste and Ken were very busy in defence and Neville did his best to keep up with a long legged opponent but the entire game belonged to Keith Gillespie in nets.
The game could almost be described as a penalty shootout …from a goalkeeper’s dream… shot after shot after shot from all angles and if you can imagine a penalty shootout where the keeper saves 9 out of 12 with the other 3 wide or high… that’s what it felt like .
Unbelievable display ….but then…towards the end a deflected clearance rebounded back to the goal at pace….Ken Buggie averted his gaze ..heart in mouth…everything froze …but Keith dealt with it as if nothing had happened..so really it was 10 saves he made.
Meanwhile at the other end of the pitch Graham ( Bolton’s keeper) was reading “ 101 things to do to stop yourself getting bored in a football match. “
The referee was good and fairly lenient towards Bury as a couple of times people wandered into the area but he deemed it not to be affecting play based on the position of the ball at the time… a bit of a let off but to be fair those lines are barely visible in the heat of a game.
What can I say
Man of the Match
Keith Gillespie
( my words don’t do it justice.. magnificent display)
Bury 0 Bolton 0
With two difficult games one after the other Ken Buggie is wondering at this point whether he should accept the offer from Barcelona.
(Board members were spotted looking at his current contract )
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Fourth match against Rochdale Strollers.
Substitutes: Nev, Will , Mike
Both teams wearing blue of a similar shade, there was some discussion about wearing bibs which was decided against 🤦♂️ perhaps influenced by a statement by a Rochdale player “ we never pass to each other anyway so it doesn’t matter “ .
This may go some way to explaining a bit of confusion early doors when a Rochdale player called Howard ,( who I had noticed in an earlier game was a bit handy with his feet if you see what I mean ) , blustered and bundled his way from the half way line straight down the middle splitting the defence and slotting a well placed shot past a potentially weary Keith still recovering from the previous game.
One nil to Rochdale. Not a good start.
Rochdale had two other clear chances which they fluffed fortunately for Bury, but then… then… a little bit of magic was sprinkled on the sad …increasingly worn ..plastic pitch .
Andy received the ball on the right wing deep in his own half , he looked up briefly and without hesitation stroked the ball beautifully upfield… as it flew down the line past Ken ( Boogie Nights) Buggie , Ken was heard to say “ beautiful pass” and so it was… landing at the feet of Ken Bond on the edge of the box as if delivered by Royal Mail , without hesitation Ken caressed the ball past the keeper and into the opposite left hand corner… what a goal.
The crowd went wild and the momentum shifted to Bury but it wasn’t all going their way and Ste still had some serious defensive work to do at the back but inspired by the goal the movement up front started opening up spaces and Andy got ready to exploit the disarray settling into Rochdale’s play .
Andy received the ball on the right wing again but this time a little further upfield into Rochdale’s half , a gap opened enabling him to thread the ball diagonally through to ….oh my days😮😱….it’s Thierry Henry … the unmistakable long legs ( albeit slightly paler than I remember) the characteristic shift of the body position …to enable a classic one touch finish ..pushing the ball across the front of the keeper from the left to bury it in the right corner… no wait …it’s that Ken Bond again… another classic goal even better than the first… grown men started weeping ..women fainted… what a turnaround.
Other stuff happened …but it was all irrelevant .
I could give you the shot stats… but who cares?
Bury won
Bury 2 Rochdale Strollers 1
( Board members are seen hastily scribbling a new contract for Ken Buggie on the back of fag papers salvaged from the Bolton game)
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Final match against Moston Brook
Substitutes: Andy, Mark, Ste
In an unexpected move Ken ( boogey woogie ) Buggie decides to put Thierry Henry in defence… sorry Ken Bond I mean.
Against a difficult team like Moston Thie….. (ahem ) Ken’s defensive skills were much needed, Nev went up front and marvelled later that “ there’s so much space up there “ .
Moston dominated possession but didn’t have it all their own way and Nev (spaceman ) Kitchen managed to lay off a couple of beautiful passes to Mike, one shot went wide and the other was well saved by their keeper.
Everyone was stalwart in defence but Ken ended up crashing to the ground entangled with the other teams biggest player , this player left the game shortly afterwards muttering “ how am I supposed to play against Thierry bloody Henry the man’s a machine “
Ken ended up on the floor again shortly afterwards when Keith decided to smash the ball into Ken’s face ( fair enough.. don’t want him getting too cocky) Ken’s female fans screamed “ no … not the face” but he was fine… dazed but unmarked.
The ball ended up at the other end of the field eventually Ken pushed up to half way then spotted perhaps a wayward or perhaps an intentional pass that fell into space in the middle of the pitch, he launched forward and shot a daisy cutter to the bottom right corner that somehow the keeper managed to save.
Ken Buggie was perhaps relieved that he’d missed , being conscious of the fact that there was only one defibrillator available to deal with fans collapsing with excitement if he’d scored.
Moston enjoying a lot of possession resulted in them having 7 shots 4 of which on target, Keith dealing with them with relative ease.
Bury had 3 shots , 2 on target, Moston came close at the end of the match but were foiled by a timely block from Mike.
A good draw
Bury 0 Moston Brook 0
A hard fought for but deserved 8 points.
A roller coaster of a day, some classic moments to take away from some very difficult games.
Ken Buggie has a new contract, Ken Bond has a new fan club , Nev Kitchen has a new space to explore, Keith Gillespie has a new statue being built and the Stripes have a renewed sense of purpose and belief.
All is right with the world and with that I bid you goodnight and a safe journey home , and may your god go with you as Dave Allen used to say.