22nd October 2025
On a damp, dull, drizzly, Heywood morning, more suited to sitting at home watching daytime TV with a blanket over your knee. The Relics were putting in some stellar performances to move 8 points above second place at the top of the league ..
First game v The Invincibles
This was a scrappy game with the ref pulling play back following minor offences to explain the laws of the game to the players. The players know the rules but have to be disciplined not to commit fouls in the heat of the moment. Inevitably with all the hold ups the game finished 0 – 0
Game 2 Rochdale. An early goal for the Relics as JoMo moved down the left hand side to the edge of the area. His shot hit the bottom of the left hand post, the big Rochdale keeper got down to the shot but not quick enough, the ball hitting the bottom of the post then hitting the keeper and rebounding into the net. 1 – 0 to the Relics.
JoMo and JW combined well for John W’s shot to force a save from the Rochdale keeper.
Keiran received a cross field pass, and set himself up for a shot with superb control. Keiran smashed the ball on target from a narrow angle, but the Rochdale keeper got in the way at the near post. The Relics dominated the 2nd half but couldn’t change the score.
Full time Relics 1 – Rochdale 0
Game 3 Relics v Tameside
This was mainly a midfield passing game from both sides. The Relics produced a super move from JW – Keiran – Bob – JoMo but his shot was saved by the Tameside keeper. HT 0 – 0
The Second half and the Relics dominated the play, with shots from JoMo, Kev, and Billy. Billy was involved in another crafted attempt the ball from Billy – Kev – JoMo but his shot was wide.
Final Score Relics 0 – Tameside 0
Well done to all the players Eddie (gk), Bob D, John W, Keiran, JoMo, Kev Longbottom (S), Bill Horton (S), Kevin Bate (S)
It was good to see Andy Rich on the touchline supporting the lads so soon after his hospital stay. Note, his quilted coat has a patch on the back, not a stain.
Over 65s delight big support
Bury Relics Over 65’s went into their sixth set of fixtures of the Greater Manchester Division 1 Walking Football 2025 league campaign with a squad of 7: Keith Gillespie (GK), Kev Amos, Pete Shev, Alan, Dave Luk, Keith Swain and Graham. Ken was Manager and supporters in attendance were Keiran, Tony G, Iain D, Nev, Kodak Keith, Kev B, Paul Webster (looking well), Steve H and KenBo on a dry, crisp day.
First up were Bolton with Keith S starting on the bench. We opened brightly with a great move: Graham played it up the middle to Alan who had moved up into the centre forward position, he laid it off to Dave on the left wing who hit it first time against the post after the goalie got his fingertips to it. We were on top but Bolton moved up the pitch and scored from a shot which went through Shev’s legs and trickled just inside the far post past a despairing dive from Keith G. We didn’t let this affect us negatively instead we went up a gear and really took the game to a very good team in the search for an equaliser. We kept repeating our first move to set Dave up with shooting chances, 3 of which forced their keeper into excellent saves. We were really pressing high and moving the ball well and eventually it paid off when a Bolton defender ran across the box to block a shot. Graham took great care with his penalty set up and despatched it brilliantly. There was very little time left and for the first time since they scored Bolton threatened our goal only for Shev to put in a superb block to divert the ball out of play and bring the game to an end. A fully deserved 1-1 draw.
Next up were Preston with Alan starting on the bench. They started well making Keith G’s belly bounce with a toebung into his midriff which was their only shot on (or off) target. We replied strongly and really took the game by the scruff of the neck playing outstanding football which delighted the Relics support. Graham had 2 good shots after great moves, then Kev A, who had played quietly but very effectively throughout intercepted the ball in midfield, strode forward but fired it just wide. Dave then hit another thunderbolt from out wide which the keeper pushed over the bar. Our last chance was a flashing drive into the side net from Keith S after a lovely one-two with Graham. A very unlucky 0-0 draw.
Our third game was against Rochdale with Kev A on the bench. We continued where we left off and struck early when Graham threaded a lovely ball through the middle to the edge of the D for Dave to absolutely lash into the roof of the net. This settled us and we laid siege to their box. A good move out from the back saw the ball go from Shev to Keith S to Alan into Graham in the middle and he struck a rising drive which stung the keeper’s palms and the ball came bouncing out of the box to the right. Dave reacted quickly, got to it and brought it under control, he looked up and played it back across the D to a waiting Graham who was licking his lips as it headed towards him. The Rochdale defender only had 2 options – let Graham take the shot or step inside the box to knock it away and hope the ref was unsighted. He took the latter but was so far inside that it would have been visible from the International Space Station and Rochdale conceded their third penalty of the day. Once again Graham took great care with his penalty set up and despatched it brilliantly. 2-0 up, we relaxed and played keep ball, Rochdale only had 2 shots, one of which was on target when Kevin Williams hit a magnificent shot with the outside of his foot which was heading straight for the top corner until Keith G leapt like a salmon and tipped it over the bar. The highlight of the game, and indeed day, came just before the end when Keith S found himself up front on his own with only one man to beat. He beautifully knocked the ball one way, shimmied round the defender and was clear in on goal but the ref ruled too quick and killed the skill! A very strong 2-0 victory.
The final game was against Corinthians Whites with Shev as sub. We showed no signs of a drop off and flew out the blocks. Alan intercepted a pass out from the goalie and blasted it straight back which was bravely saved. Then Keith S put Graham in at the edge of the D, he tried to sit the keeper down but he wasn’t biting and when Graham tried to put it past him his leg got in the way. It was totally one-way traffic (to be fair to the opposition they had no subs, it was their fifth game and some were carrying injuries) now and we just camped in their half. However, their keeper, normally a striker, was playing out his skin and he turned yet another rocket from Dave past the post for a corner before once again denying Dave after a good turn and shot. Just before the end Alan teed Keith S up for a shot but again it flashed wide. A dominant 0-0 draw.
The stats of the day told a positive story as we had 16 shots on target with 5 against and took 6 points from 12. Outstanding performances from everyone meant that we played very well in every game with the only negative being Dave pulling a thigh muscle just prior to the finish. After 6 of the 8 match weeks the table is still congested apart from Wakefield who are a huge 21 points ahead. Relics retain 4th place, 3 points from second but only 6 points above the relegation places which is a slight improvement after this round of matches. Therefore, apart from the top spot, still all to play for.
An Ian McKinnon report
GMWFL Hard work pays off for over 60’s Stripes
9th October 2025
Hard work pays off for the Relics over 60’s stripes. A tough day at Heywood brought 8 points from 5 games and only 1 goal against.
First game was the Burnley Clarets Casual. A big and tough looking team were totally dominated by the Relics over 60’s stripes. The Relics started well with plenty of passing and movement. Andy R’s enthusiasm brought a foul to the Clarets and a few choice words from the Clarets player as he lay on the pitch sparked a bit of afters. It all soon calmed down, the Relics continued their domination of the game but without scoring. It was beginning to look as though the Clarets were going to hold on against the onslaught, but in the last minutes a Clarets defender strayed into the box conceding a penalty to the Relics. Andy Rich took a superb penalty scoring hard and low off the keeper’s left hand post. Justice was done, the Relics constant pressure had paid off.
Final score Clarets 0 Relics 1
Next came Preston, the Relics didn’t have the same style of play as the previous game, not so much dominance, more of a midfield tussle without many chances. Ian D had a chance shooting diagonal across the box and just wide. Mark E shot wide, and the hard working Steve M intercepted a Preston Pass but his shot was just wide.
Final score Preston 0 Relics 0
Third game was Wakefield, always a good side, and today was no exception. Plenty of passing and movement from Wakefield left the Relics out numbered in defence, it was 2 Wakefield attackers against 1 Relics defender, Wakefield don’t miss many chances like that and they went 1-0 up with a calm finish from the edge of the box. The Relics continued to struggle to get into any shape and it looked like Wakefield had gone 2 up with a crisp left foot shot from the edge of the area but the Wakefield forward was pulled up for running. The relics got themselves into the game with Steve M and Mike B have a couple of good opportunities but shot wide. At the other end Keith G in the Relics goal pulled off a couple of excellent saves to keep the score close, but without reward.
Final score Wakefield 1 Relics 0.
Moston were next up for the Relics. Not much to separate the two teams early in the game trading shots that were wide, high, or tamely saved. As the game went on the Relics were more and more on top, defending well with Nev making a good block in front of the Relics goal, Nev was in action at the other end with a good shot that was high. With both teams lacking that finishing touch the game never looked like there ever would be any goals.
Final score Moston 0 – Relics 0
Final game of the day was Rochdale. The Relics started well with a through ball on the edge of the box from Ken B to Nev, a quick turn from Nev and a low shot was too good for the keeper. Relics 1 – 0 up early in the game. Relics were trying to keep possession to run down the clock. They succeeded in restricting Rochdale to just a couple of goal attempts and saw out the game for 3 points.
Final score Rochdale 0 – Relics 1
Some excellent play throughout the day from the Relics squad:- Mike B (C), Keith G (gk), Andy R, Iain D, Mark E, Steve H, Steve M, Ken B, Nev K. Special mention to keeper Keith G, and never stopped running, oops never stopped working Steve M.
over 70s major gains and a shootafon
Matches played October 1st 2025
Bury Relics were sat in second place in the league table, 7 points behind leaders Manchester Corinthians, and 3 points clear of third placed Winstanley, after the last set of fixtures. A very strong team was selected for the day to try and put pressure on the leaders. The team consisted Ed (GK), John M (C), Graham, Ken Bug, John W, Tex, Peter T and Bob. The man with the clipboard, imparting advice, encouragement and picking the teams was Sir Pat, who was backed up by Keiren. Supporters included Keith H, Frank, Dr. John and others.
Bury Relics vs. Manchester Corinthians
This was an even game, both teams battling for possession and trying to make chances but the high-quality of both teams were cancelling each other out. Notably, Tex and Bob were kept busy by their sharp #8, who possessed very quick movement and a nifty turn. He had a couple of shots early on but the defence either made him shoot wide or Ed could easily make the save. At the other end, Bury created a great chance that began by a sharp interception by Bob, who passed forward to John M on the right. The transition from defence to attack was instantaneous and as a result, Graham was left unmarked on the other side of the box. John M was quick to spot this and passed across the box, where Graham was getting ready to shoot. This panicked the defender into rushing back and making a last ditch tackle that was deemed denying a goal scoring attempt. John W dispatched the penalty, with pizzazz, into the bottom right-hand corner of the net (a side-foot with power). Their keeper had 0 chance of saving it, a great penalty and ultimately this led to 3 priceless points for the Relics against top of the league.
Result Bury Relics 1 – 0 Manchester Corinthians
Bury Relics vs. Tameside
Technical issues, with loss of voice recordings, led to the filming of the subsequent games.
To see the highlights of the game that includes Graham’s lovely turn inside, left foot shot and goal, click-here.
To watch the entire match, click-here.
Tameside on the day, tested Ed the most, with a couple of fizzing shots that brought brilliant saves from Ed.
Result; Bury Relics 1 – 0 Tameside
Bury Relics vs. Rochdale
To see the highlights of the shootafon, click-here.
To watch the entire match, click-here.
Their keeper made some good saves to deny Relics, who on another day could have had 10+ goals. It’s fair to say, they should have won this game, with 19 chances to score, to Rochdale’s 2.5 chances.
Result; Bury Relics 0 – 0 Rochdale
Bury Relics vs. Winstanley
To see the highlights of the game that includes John M’s billiards shot type deflected goal, click-here.
To watch the entire match, click-here.
Bury Relics racked up 3 fouls cheaply and quickly in this game, so had to concentrate hard so as not to make a fourth offence for a penalty. They did brilliantly to do this and to get a goal to win it.
Result; Bury Relics 1 – 0 Winstanley
Aside from the Rochdale shootafon enigma of not scoring (someone used the term “Powder Puff” on the day), Bury Relics had a great day and fully deserved their 10 points reward. In contrast, Corinthians didn’t do as well, with their 4 points on the day. This shot Bury Relics to within a single point of Manchester Corinthians at the top, and reduce the goal different deficit to just a single goal. This is magnificent for the team, management and fans. It’s stating the obvious that a good day or a bad day for a team can change things drastically at the top, so hopefully the Relics can maintain their good form of today into the last 2 sets of fixtures. if they do that, they have a huge chance of winning the title. Go Bury Relics!!
Report and vids by Dr. John.
60s Whites Quite Alright

2nd October 2025 Heywood
Whites O 60’s
Squad:
Eddy ( GK )
Graham ( C )
Ian McKinnon
Keith Swain
Kevin Amos
Tony Greenall
Danny Mitton
Manager Ken Buggie
Pre-match thoughts… I had a sneaking suspicion that based on current form Ian McKinnon was going to have a big impact in the games.
( Disclaimer..absolutely no benefit of hindsight was used in the above assumption)
Good dry conditions, slightly overcast, ideal for football.
Let battles commence.
First up was against Corinthians
Danny was substitute
Right from the off Bury dominated this game pressing high as a team and working some lovely passing moves together, early on a neat through ball from Graham put Ian McKinnon in a great position to shoot on the edge of the box but the ball was just nicked off his toe at the last moment going for a corner for Bury. Ian took a neat corner that gave Kevin Amos a chance to shoot, he chipped the ball and it just sailed agonisingly over the net.
The constant pressure from Bury led to a free kick where Ian deftly passed to Graham who shot accurately for the bottom right corner but the keeper just managed to get a hand to it.
Kev Amos had another shot shortly afterwards but it went just wide.
Great pressure from Bury but few good chances available for the first ten minutes, in the latter part of the game Corinthians seemed to wake up and pressed hard with some very good moves of their own resulting in five shots two of which on target, decent shots too that Eddy did well to save.
Proper battle towards the end leading to a free kick against Graham with shouts for a penalty to be given but the referee saw differently and gave a free kick.
Hanging on a bit at the end but should have won it in the first ten minutes based upon level of play.
An understandable but slightly disappointing draw.
As a side note Keith gave everyone a bit of a breather by taking five minutes to tie his shoelaces mid match . As a result tying shoelaces is now a formal part of Bury’s training regime going forward.
Bury 0 Corinthians 0
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Second game up against Bolton
Substitute Keith Swain ( who continued to tie his shoelaces).
Some games are so intense that it’s difficult to take notes as you don’t want to miss something as you’re frantically trying to scribble something down that’ll be vaguely legible later when compiling the report…. this was one of those games .
The lasting impression is overwhelming pressure from Bolton but Bury refused steadfastly to be anything other than whelmed.
Ian McKinnon even nonchalantly found time to tie his shoelaces mid match ( there’s a theme developing here) although he did achieve this at a considerably faster pace than Keith whilst nevertheless remaining cool and collected.
Let’s get down to the nitty gritty… Bury had four shots one of which on target… Bolton had ( checks notes….. checks notes again) 14 shots… three of which on target.
Ed made two superb saves with his feet but one deflected shot almost caught him out but sailed just wide… it was a proper cannonball too.
At one point as I glanced up from note making I saw Tony burst forward ball at his feet from his own half and well into enemy territory but he was closed down before being able to take advantage of it but this led to an opportunity for Ian from a free kick where he received the ball on the edge of the area and through some jiggery pokery magic making bought some space to take a shot ( now from my perspective I thought he should have used his right foot but from his perspective as he explained later he absolutely hammered it with his left and it was sailing in but for a superb reaction save from Bolton’s keeper).
Ed made another great save late on but man of the match goes to Tony … not for his defensive performance.. which was superb along with Danny but because at one point ..near the end …under no particular pressure he elected to just boot the ball… quite considerably… out of play. Which …. just brought a huge smile to everyone’s faces…’ave it. Old school.
An exhausting but deserved draw
Bury 0 Bolton 0
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Third match up against Panthers
Substitute Kevin Amos
Panthers have upped their game recently and are proving to be a difficult opponent.
Having said that they started with a shot from well inside their own half that sailed off into the stratosphere… a rush of blood to the head I suppose.
Ed made a great save early on with his foot that was a sign of things to come as Panthers piled on the pressure.
However Bury weren’t about to sit back and let them have it all their way.. Graham threaded a wonderful pass for Ian to walk on to .. leaving him through on goal but a Panther pounced ( sorry couldn’t resist) at speed and was determined to have denied Ian of a goalscoring opportunity.. so penalty and a blue card for the offender.
Graham took the penalty but their goalkeeper was on fire and saved it.
With a one man advantage Bury ought to have dominated but just couldn’t get their act together in this period , Ian did have a couple of shots.. one on target and one hitting the post plus one disallowed due to an infringement and to make matters worse Tony had to be substituted due to a recurring groin injury, Kevin Amos came on and shortly afterwards their blue carded player returned to the game.. what followed seemed like relentless pressure from Panthers with strike after strike most of which on target and at pace with Ed making six superb saves one after the other.
Bury didn’t fold though and at the other end of the pitch Ian again found himself in on goal and he unleashed a thunderbolt that somehow the keeper managed to deflect with the tip of his finger .. Ian was left dumbfounded by the save … the keeper was left in considerable pain in the aforementioned finger.
But the drama wasn’t over.. Panthers accumulated 4 offences leading to a penalty… this time Ian took the long walk… the goalkeeper tried to put him off by goading him “ hit it as hard as you can “ he shouted….
So that’s exactly what Ian did… oh yes he most certainly did…. the net bulged nearly to the point of breaking . GOAL .
Luckily for the keeper he didn’t get a finger to it this time or Ian would have sent him to the hospital.
Final score
Bury 1 Panthers 0
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Final game against Burnley Clarets
No substitute available.
As mentioned in previous reports the average height of the Burnley squad is 7 feet tall or at least that’s what it feels like but despite their large physical presence Bury actually had the much better game
Keith made some good passes to
Graham who had a couple of good shots on target saved. Danny pushed forwards and had a couple of shots himself having been provided passes from Ian who was busy despite being tired out from the previous games.
Danny played well at the back and threaded a lovely ball down the right wing through to Ian who laid it on for Keith who had his tremendous shot blocked by the keeper.
Kevin Amos was also busy picking up great positions but unable to capitalise due to being quickly closed down by Burnley players , Ed had a couple of saves to make but on the whole Bury dominated but then a breakaway move from Burnley saw one of their strikers put the ball past Bury’s last man and run round him to be in on goal.
Ed pushed forward to close down the angle and went to ground when the striker feigned a shot… the striker then went round to the right to pass it into the net but to everyone’s astonishment he hit the post , he told me later that Ed started moving to block him and it put him off by making him go for a more precise shot to the corner of the goal .
Huge sighs of relief from the Bury crowd and players. Then in typical football fashion less than a minute later Burnley conceded their fourth offence leading to a penalty.
Up steps Braveheart himself Ian McKinnon who waits patiently as a Burnley player messes around near the goal then when told to move by the referee he wanders straight towards Ian, but Ian wasne gonna be phased by those shenanigans, the referee took control… blew his whistle and….GOAL.
Another net bulger from the Slayer of Sassenachs Ian McKinnon.
Final score
Bury 1 Burnley Clarets 0
A fine days football fought in good spirit with the whole squad playing very effectively for each other.
Well done a deserved 8 points.
A Kev Bates report
Over 65s Fight to the End
Bury Relics Over 65’s went into their fifth set of fixtures of the Greater Manchester Division 1 Walking Football 2025 league campaign with a squad of of 8; Keith Gillespie (GK), Kev Bates, Pete Shev, Alan, Dave Luk, Keith Swain, John Morris and Graham. Ken was Manager and numerous supporters were in attendance on a dry, crisp day.
First up were Winstanley with Keith S and Kev starting on the bench. The teams had equal possession throughout with Winstanley having the better chances with a shot thudding off the base of the post and Keith G making a great save diving full length to stop a fierce daisycutter. We had 3 good shots, from Graham, Dave and JoMo but all of them were just past the post and their keeper had no notable saves to make. A fair 0-0 draw.
Next up were Panthers with Shev and Alan starting on the bench. They started well from the off, forcing Keith G into a good save and then scoring in the 2nd minute from a topclass toebung into the roof off the net which flew past Keith G. After that we chased the game and they hit us on the counter with Keith G making another 2 good stops. We had 3 good chances. Firstly, JoMo set up Keith S beautifully, he hammered the ball towards the near post but their keeper turned it past the post. Secondly, JoMo threaded a ball through the middle to Graham for him to walk onto, unfortunately it was just a tad too hard and whilst Graham reached it he couldn’t get enough power on it before it entered the box to really trouble the goalie. Lastly, Graham had a brilliant walk past 2 men through the middle, had a good shot but the keeper’s feet kept it out. A 1-0 loss where a draw would have been a fair result.
Our middle game was against Blackpool with JoMo and Dave on the bench. A midfield stalemate. Absolutely nothing happened in the first 8 minutes as both teams cancelled each other out. The last 7 minutes weren’t much better with only 5 shots total with only 1 on target which fortunately came from the Relics or I wouldn’t have bothered writing anything about this match and just listed the score. Alan won a free kick, he laid it back to Graham who blasted it against the post with the keeper beaten but the rebound came straight back out to a remnant of the Tangerines wall and he tapped it back to the keeper. A 0-0 bore draw.
Our fourth game was against Wakefield with Kev and Graham on the bench. The Yorkshire outfit are 17 points clear at the top of the league for a reason and they dominated possession and chances but we defended, especially Pete Shev, valiantly to keep the score down to 2-0. Going forward rarely we managed 5 shots but only 1 of those made their keeper sweat when he had to dive low to save from Dave after another lovely JoMo pass. Deserved 2-0 loss.
The final game was against Corinthians with Keith S and Shev as subs. Both teams looked weary in their fifth match of the day. They started better with 3 shots, one over the bar, one great save and one off the post but this early effort with no reward seemed to empty their tank. We came into it more and more as time went on. Kev Bates superbly found Graham out on the wing and he sauntered forward before cutting back inside and driving the ball goalwards but the goalie saved well. The game was drawing to a close when Corinthians gave the ball away just inside their own half on the sideline to JoMo, he looked up and played a magical pass into Graham’s path. Graham got it under control and took it goalwards, he dummied his shot and set the keeper down, he took it around the D and dummied the keeper again, took it further round the D and from a very narrow angle chipped it over the prostrate custodian for it to nestle just inside the far post. A sublime end to a long day which ended well with a 1-0 win.
After 5 of the 8 match weeks the table is congested apart from the runaway leaders. Relics sit 4th, 4 points from second but only 5 points above the relegation places. Therefore all to play for but no matter the outcome this team will fight to the end.
GMWFL Over 75’s – Relics unbeaten thanks to a double comeback in the last 3 minutes.
24th September 2025
The Relics over 75’s started today’s session of games 6 points clear at the top of the over 75’s table and looking to extend the lead. All the drama of the day came in the Relics last game.
Relics v Invincibles
The Relics bossed the first game of the day putting in a dominant performance against The Invincibles. Three early shots that didn’t really test the keeper set the tone for the day. Keiran forced the Invincibles keeper into an early save. Dave Mo linked up well with John Wardle but his shot was saved. A good move from Chris and John W gave Keiran a chance but his shot was just wide at the near post. Just before half time John W’s shot was just wide. Relics were playing well keeping possession with text book pass and move football. In the second half Relics continued the style of play. A shot from Chris went for a corner. Chris was close again at the near post. John W’s shot was just wide of the left hand post and Keiran T also went close.
Final score Relics 0 Invincibles 0
Relics v Rochdale
The Relics second game versus Rochdale was similar to the previous game but played with more movement. Keiran hit the bar, and John W forced a good save from the keeper. Relics keeper Eddie made a great save getting down quick to his left hand side to keep the Relics clean sheet. A better game overall than the first game, but with the same outcome.
Final score Relics 0 Rochdale 0
Relics v Tameside
Two games gone, only 2 points for the. relics and no goals scored despite the amount of possession and shots. Final game of the day for the Relics was second place Tameside.
Relics started well with three quick shots all being saved for corners by the Tameside keeper. A good move out of defence by the Relics saw Joe C free on goal with only the keeper to beat, his shot was hit clean and well struck but the keeper saved it bring loud groans from the Relics touchline. A few minutes later sees Tameside with a similar opportunity with the striker on his own with a one on one with Eddie the Relics keeper, his shot is hit hard giving Eddie no chance – even more groans from the Relics support. half time Relics 0 Tameside 1. The Relics had dominated their first two games, and were on top in this game, It seemed inevitable that the unwritten law of the game would see the Relics hit by a sucker punch and lose the game. The Relics brought on super sub Billy in place of Keiran. He soon made his mark in a tight tussle on the edge of the Tameside area Billy came out with the ball, took it to his left and hit a fine shot left footed into the corner of the Tameside net, what a relief, the Relics had come back to make it 1-1 nand it looked like that would be it. With just a couple of minutes left the foul count was going up, and the Relics were first to commit the 4-foul penalty. The Tameside spot kick was struck hard to Eddie’s right hand side to give Tameside the lead again. Surely they would hold on for the last minute. But the pressure was too much and Tameside got pulled up for another running offence, penalty to Relics. the Tameside keeper got his hand to John Wardle’s shot but he couldn’t keep it out, Crazy scenes on the Relics side line as the fans can’t believe it Relics come back again to snatch a point.
Final Score Relics 2 Tameside 2
Well played to all the Relics ; Eddie (gk), Dave Morris, Bill Horton, Joe Cohen, Keiran Tilley, John Wardle, Chris Vickers, Pat Fitzgerald
A one off caption competition for the photo, no prize, just for fun.
Stripes suffer soaking
11th September 2025
O60’s Stripes
Manager Ken Biggie
Squad:
Mike Bartram ( C )
Keith Gillespie ( GK )
Steve Hassall
Andy Richardson
Alan Blackley
Never Kitchen ( hope that’s spelled correctly)
Pete Schevtschenko
Danny Mitton
The day started on a sad and solemn note with the pre-game announcement that a fellow walking footballer had succumbed to blood cancer at the age of 62.
His name was Gilson Rogers. Known to his friends as Gilly. He played his football mainly at the Bolton Arena facility. I played against Gilly a few times and he was one of those players who was very comfortable on the ball, it was obvious from his interactions with other players that he was well liked and respected and he came across as a very thoughtful person. When not playing he would go out of his way to support his teammates and always had a few choice words of advice when they were playing crap 😊. He was a proud Welshman and was part of the Welsh National Walking Football Squad.
A lovely man who will be sadly missed.
Gilson “Gilly” Rogers

Bury’s first game was against Salcom.
Substitute-Alan.
This was a fast game that Salcom had control of for the most part but there were notable performances from Bury players. Pete “ Velcro “ was on top form beating his man early on as Salcom tried to push high up the pitch Pete neatly sidestepped and executed a lovely pass up front to Andy who was on good form himself using his trademark “ round the corner “ technique to lay balls off for Nev and Dan but only one shot on target which was supplied by Nev but not enough power to trouble the keeper.
Bury picked up three infringements out of nowhere that had all the crowd baffled (the term “ crowd “ might be considered exaggeration but remember three’s a crowd). Bury then picked up another infringement which in typical Heywood mathematical terms added up to a total of … yup…. three…. the crowd said nothing 😊.
Salcom did most of the attacking and managed four shots two of which were on target, Keith Gillespie as usual was superb saving at full stretch with both hands and feet.
Bury were a little slow in closing down the shots but luckily Keith was alert to the danger.
The heavens absolutely opened half way through this match first with rain in bucketfuls then hailstones everyone soldiered on to a fair goalless draw.
Bury 0 Salcom 0
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The second match was against Ribble Valley
Substitute Nev.
Proper back and forth game this with Ribble edging it , lots of shots from both teams.
Keith again saving the day with seven superb saves some from point blank and at full stretch.
Andy again having a great game with good hold up play and superb layoffs to Al who had a couple of shots one of which on target, Al returning the favour for Andy who also had two shots one of which on target. Mike was busy with some neat footwork but couldn’t get a shot on target. Ribble had seven shots all on target Bury had six shots two of which on target. Played well really against a strong Ribble team, some very nice passing moves throughout.
Bury 0 Ribble Valley 0
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Third match against Bolton Arena.
Substitute Pete.
Statistics don’t always reflect the game… but….in this case….Bury had two shots none on target , Bolton had nine shots four on target.
Tough game again in absolutely horrendous weather … rain… more rain and then some. The crowd had to abandon brollies due to lightning… and really it should have been called off at that moment.
Keith as you may recall had a statue erected of him after his last game against Bolton…. ( in my mind at least) he was on top form again saving at absolutely full stretch on several occasions . Bolton are very tricky with ex-professionals on their team but a combination of Keith’s agility and Al’s timely blocks seemed to be enough to frustrate the Bolton strikers but alas a momentary lapse in concentration was Bury’s undoing, Bolton had the ball deep in Bury’s half to the right of the box, two Bury players facing but nobody closing down the shot… the Bolton player took his shot which was buried in the far corner of the net , Keith with little chance against a powerful shot coming through bodies blocking his sight.
Bury did rally towards the end but to no avail.
Bury 0 Bolton Arena 1
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Fourth match against Rochdale Strollers
Substitute Andy.
The sight of Danny trying his best to squeeze out the excess water from his shorts kind of summed up the mood at this point….. the match kicked off and Rochdale had an early shot off target, Ian McKinnon had wisely abandoned his umbrella earlier on due to lightning… I rather foolishly trying to protect my notebook kept my umbrella up…. but not for long….. an almighty crack of thunder and a huge bolt of lightning narrowly missing the nearby church steeple saw me throw my brolly away along with everyone else on all the other pitches doing the same thing… the officials finally called the whole thing off … match abandoned.. and a collective sigh of …. “ thank f**k for that “
Perhaps a fitting end to the day that the weather was reminiscent of a typical day in the Welsh mountains and valleys .
Perhaps Gilly was having a laugh at our expense
Nice one Gilly … Rest In Peace ❤️
GMWFL Sep 2025 – Tough day for Relics 60’s whites
4th Sept 2025
Relics over 60’s Whites started the winter schedule of games aiming to get up the league. Today’s games were tough, but The Relics were not really out played in any of the 5 games, they were just short of fire power in front of goal, only scoring one goal on the day.
Fleetwood
The Relics nearly made the dream start. Tony G carried the ball from his own half, past half way, before laying off a superbly weighted pass to Ian McK on the right who smacked the ball first time, the shot smacked into the Fleetwood post and out of play. Superb play by the Relics. The Relics continued to press with good efforts on goal from Graham, Keith S, and Steve. at the other end Ed didn’t have too much to do with only a couple of efforts from Fleetwood.
Final score Relics 0 Fleetwood 0
Wakefield
Next game was another tough one for the Relics against Wakefield who were four places above above them at the start of the day. Ed, in the Relics, goal was outstanding saving four shots from Wakefield before the Relics got going. Wakefield were on top open the last few minutes and scored a spectacular twist and shot which Ed had no chance with.
Final score Relics 0 Wakefield 1
Blackpool
This game was going to be as tough as it gets as Blackpool were sitting 5 points clear at the top of the league. Following another superb save from Ed the ball fell nicely to the Blackpool striker who hammered it in from the edge of the box. Things were not looking good for the Relics. The Relics fought back and the rest of the game was to and fro, but no more goals.
Final Score Relics 0 Blackpool 1
Manchester Old Boys
Manchester Old Boys were 10 points above the Relics in the table at the start of the day, so another tough ask. Old Boys scored about half way through the game, but that then brought out the best of the Relics who put the pressure on the Old Boys but without any reward.
Final score Relics 0 Manchester Old Boys 1
Winstanley Walkers
Final game of the day for the Relics and it’s Winstanley Walkers another tough ask against previous champions, but its the Relics putting on the pressure. first shot came from Winstanley, after that it was all Relics. A blast from Keith Swain took a nick off a Winstanley defender and wrong footed the keeper to put The relics 1 nil up. A great shot and a rare goal for Keith the bookie. The Relics played for time keeping and possession to finish with a fully deserved win.
Final score Relics 1 Winstanley 0
A tough day for the Relics, but good performances from the squad another day results could have been very different
Squad :- Ed (gk), Graham (Cpt), Ian McK, Kev A, Keith S, Kev B,Tony G, Steve M.
From Swiss Cheese to Super Saves: The over 70s Saga Continues
Bury Relics over 70s September 2025 match report
Bury Relics Over-70s have had a resilient and impressive Spring 2025 campaign in the Greater Manchester Walking Football League, marked by disciplined defending and steady progress. After a shaky start in March, they quickly found their rhythm, going unbeaten in April and conceding no goals. May brought crucial wins and standout performances, especially from Graham and goalkeeper Ed, while June saw them draw three tight matches and edge out Winstanley with a vital 1-0 win. Bob and Jomo have also had a big influence on the good form of the over 70s. Now close on points at the top of the table, the Relics are poised for a thrilling title run-in, driven by teamwork, tactical bravery, and a few flashes of magic.
Bury Relics vs. Manchester Corinthians
As I was late to this fixture, I had to learn from several witnesses and rely on my own ingenuity to produce a report for this match. It was punctuated by a pivotal incident that led to the Corinthians goal. In what can only be described as the most cataclysmically unfortunate moment of the millennium, the Bury Relics’ defence committed a pass so misplaced it could’ve used a satnav. The ball rolled gently into no-man’s land, where a lurking Corinthians attacker pounced with the speed of a caffeinated cheetah, intercepting and unleashing a shot that was less “top bins” and more “top heartbreak.” The goal—scored with the precision of a laser-guided missile—sealed a 1-0 defeat that felt like the most soul-crushing, morale-melting loss in walking football history. As one fan muttered, “Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their goalie back.” And after that pass? “They’re considering renaming the defence ‘Swiss cheese’—because it’s full of holes.” Note: This was the best I could do with the information I was provided with.
Result; Bury Relics 0 – 1 Manchester Corinthians
Bury Relics vs. Tameside
In a match that crackled with intensity from the first whistle, Bury Relics launched straight into attack mode, with Jomo forcing a sharp save from the Tameside keeper within seconds—so quick, even the stopwatch needed a warm-up. But football’s pendulum swung fast, and Tameside nearly stole the lead when their striker wriggled free and struck a shot that beat Alan but clanged off the post like a doorbell at a haunted house. The rebound fell kindly, but the follow-up was sliced wide—cue the first dad joke: “He hit that so far off target, the ball applied for a passport.” The game settled into a rhythm of slick passing and tactical jousting, and it was nice to see Stuart playing in Tameside’s midfield. Despite a few more chances—including Ray’s elegant turn and shot just wide, and Ken’s blocked efforts—the scoreboard refused to budge. Jomo, meanwhile, was everywhere: intercepting, sprinting, and unleashing a rocket that zipped past the post like it had somewhere better to be. As the final whistle blew on a high-speed, high-quality goalless draw, one thing was clear: “This match had more movement than my dad trying to find the TV remote.”
Result; Bury Relics 0 – 0 Tameside
Bury Relics vs. Rochdale
Bury Relics kicked off with intent, and it was Jomo again unleashing a long-range effort early on—only for Ken to accidentally block it like a defender auditioning for the opposition. Alan then produced a save so sharp it could slice toast: a lightning-fast left-hand extension to deny a Rochdale rocket, without the theatrics of a Hollywood dive. “That save was so smooth, even butter took notes.” The game flowed end to end, with Gerry getting a shot off from a well-worked free-kick, and Jomo nearly bending one into the top corner—missing by nanometres, which in football terms is basically quantum heartbreak. Rochdale’s pace down the wing earned them a puzzling free-kick, but it came to nothing. Ken held the ball up brilliantly, though passed back when he had more time than a snooze button. Then came the moment: Bob intercepted, Jomo exchanged passes with Gerry, and with a cheeky glance, slotted the ball past the scrambling keeper—1–0 to the Relics. Rochdale responded with siege-level pressure, but Alan stood firm, making save after save that will have Ed nervously eyeing his jersey. “Alan’s gloves were so hot, they’re being investigated for arson.” Bob nearly added a second with a clever chip, but the power didn’t match the placement. A good game and a fair result, with Relics having a slightly higher number of shots.
Result; Bury Relics 1 – 0 Rochdale
Bury Relics vs. Winstanley
This clash between Bury Relics and Winstanley was a tactical tug-of-war wrapped in high-quality walking football. Winstanley fired the first warning shot wide, but Relics responded with a slick multi-pass move that ended with John W unleashing a thunderbolt—only for the keeper to stand firm like a brick wall in boots. Bob earned a well-deserved pat on the back after a heroic interception, and moments later, found himself the lone defender in a 2-on-1 break. But Bob was colossal, snuffing out danger like a fire extinguisher at a barbecue. “He read that attack so well, he’s now banned from the library for finishing all the books.” JW nearly broke the deadlock with a blistering left-foot strike, but the keeper’s undercarriage got just enough on it to send it wide—“That save was so cheeky, it should’ve come with a parental advisory.” Winstanley’s silky footwork nearly produced a stunner, and Relics responded with a gorgeous four-pass sequence ending in a blocked Gerry shot. As Winstanley pressed, the Relics’ backline—Bob, Peter T, and John W—held firm with crunching tackles, clever positioning and canny passes. Bob had a chance from a free-kick but launched it into orbit, possibly earning frequent flyer miles. Ken’s late effort was classy but denied, and with two late subs, the game fizzled out into a fair 0–0 draw. This game was full of flair, grit, and skill, to keep the fans enthralled (I know I was).
Result; Bury Relics 0 – 0 Winstanley
Summary
The Bury Relics have had a rollercoaster of a day across these four fixtures, showcasing mettle, debonair flair, and a few moments we’d probably like to forget. They suffered a narrow defeat to Corinthians but bounced back to beat Rochdale, both these games decided by single goals—one from a defensive blunder and the other from a sublime Relics move. Against Tameside and Winstanley, the Relics held firm in high-tempo, end-to-end battles that ended in goalless draws, with standout performances from Jomo, Bob, Peter T, and Alan keeping the scoreboard clean. To inject a bit of comedy, “The defence was so generous at times, they’re now being considered for charity status.” And “One shot was so wide, it’s now listed on Airbnb as a weekend getaway.” Oh Dear 😊. All in all, a good day with a mixed bag of results, but plenty of promise in the performances to show Relics are still in with a shout of winning the league. The players and management performed well, and all contributed positively to the 5 points attained today; well done Bury Relics.
Players: Alan B (GK), Jomo (C), Ray, Gerry, Ken Bu., Peter T, John W and Bob.
Manager and staff: Pat, Keiren and Keith S.
Fans: Keith B, Dave M, Dr. John and others.
Dr. John contributed to making this report.