Over 65s Start Slowly

Bury Relics Over 65’s went into their first set of fixtures of the Greater Manchester Division 1 Walking Football 2026 league campaign with a squad of 8: Eddy (GK), Kev Amos, Keith Swain, Alan, Dave Luk, Tony G, Kev Bates and Andy. Ken Bug was Manager and supporters in attendance were Keiran, Nev and Kenbo on a glorious spring day.

First up were Winstanley with Kev B and Keith starting on the bench. This was a very evenly contested game with chances at a minimum. Winstanley had the first (and their only) chance when a strong shot was saved by Eddy’s legs. We quickly replied when Kev A sent Andy through on the half way line, he expertly kept himself in front of the centre half and dummied the goalie onto the floor, unfortunately his chip shot wasn’t quite high enough and the keeper clawed it down into his midriff. 2 very strong defensive units then dominated until just before the end when Andy slipped Dave in who narrowly put it past the post. A deserved 0-0 draw for both teams.

Next up were Burnley with Kev A and Andy starting on the bench. This was a far more open game with both teams having 4 good chances each. All the Clarets efforts came from their wee striker, memorably named Sonny as by this time the sun was so strong that their keeper had donned his flat cap. He had one hell of a shot on him and Eddy had the game of his life keeping him out and his hands were stinging by the end. We had 4 well created opportunities. Firstly, a passing sequence involving the whole team with Tony laying it off to Dave who came off the right wing to curl it low and hard into the far corner but the keeper made an excellent low diving save to put it round the post. Secondly, Keith set up Dave who blasted it goalwards but the goalie got his body behind it. Thirdly, Keith threaded the ball across to Kev B who was one on one with the keeper, he went for the quick low toe bunger but the keeper deflected it out for a corner with his foot. Lastly, Kev B had another good shot that the keeper turned round for a corner. An excellent, entertaining 0-0 draw.

Our third game of the season was against Blackpool with Kev B and Tony on the bench. Both teams were as poor as each other with wayward passing, miscontrol and weak shots. We only had 2 shots, both off target from Alan, and the game was so low in intensity that it was more interesting watching Kenbo stood with his hands in his pockets and his eyes glazing over than the match. The game was perfectly summed up by one incident near the end. Dave was barged in the back on the halfway line, the whistle blew, and the Relics moved forward. After a quick VAR check, Visually Abysmal Refereeing, the players realised that the foul had actually been awarded to the Tangerines. Their striker, who hadn’t been bothered to track back, was left all alone in oceans of space in our half but in the rush to set him up quickly the free kick was booted far too hard past his outstretched leg and went out of play for a goal kick! A 0-0 bore draw.

Following that showing Game 4 looked challenging against reigning champions Wakefield with Andy and Alan on the bench. However, we came out strongly and matched them for possession and shots with Eddy making some good saves. We had got past the midway point and they were just starting to get frustrated when a lovely intricate move set up a free shot from the edge of the D, it was struck beautifully and whizzed past Eddy who didn’t see it until it bounced out from the stanchion. There had been a battle royale going on between the Two Tony’s with our own Tony G keeping Tony B quieter than usual but some brilliant footwork on the line of the D by Tony B gave him the chance to get a quickfire shot off which Eddy got a hand to but some side spin just took it over the line. It was heartbreaking to lose 2 goals in quick succession after so much good work beforehand but the players did not let their heads drop and the kept fighting on. Just before the final whistle Tony strode forward and slipped it out to Keith who hammered it against the inside of the post and it shot across the face of the goal but never crossed the line. A hard fought 2-0 loss.

Our fifth and final game was against Corinthians with Dave and Kev B on the bench. Two tired teams cancelled each other out. The deadlock was broken when they intercepted a pass in our half and the player struck a crosshot which went in off the post. We nearly equalised late on with an Andy shot but the keeper pulled off a good save. An unlucky 1-0 loss.

A slow start which was similar to most of the other teams. We were competitive in all the games with our only deserved defeat to Wakefield who won 4 and drew 1 on the day so we are in the mix.

60s Whites suffer the blues

OVER 60’s FIRST LEAGUE GAMES
THURSDAY 12th MARCH HEYWOOD

WHITES ( playing in blue)

EDDY FORD
KEITH SWAIN
TONY GREENALL
KEVIN AMOS
IAN McCANN (Not available)
IAN McKINNON
MIKE BARTRAM
DANNY MITTON

Temporary manager Kevin Bates

Substitute Kevin Amos

First game up of the season against North Manchester,newcomers to the league .

Bury played some excellent football in this game and dominated throughout with some good penetrating passing and good off the ball movement but as is the case in a lot of football here at Heywood you can’t relax for a moment, unfortunately the man-marking that had served them well for a long part of the game disappeared in an instant leaving an opposition player unmarked at the back post ( I’ve lost track of the number of times I’ve written this previously but it’s getting to the point where it’ll come up in predictive text as an option). A clinical pass and a well placed shot gave Eddy no chance.

Heads only went down temporarily and Bury were back at it , Northern Manchester only had six shots in the game with two on target whereas Bury had eleven shots with five on target.

Mike ,Tony and Ian McKinnon all had shots most of them falling to Ian with five shots, three of which on target ,some absolute zingers coming from his left boot that certainly tested the keeper but the breakthrough came after a neat piece of footwork from Mike who received the ball in a great area just right of centre of the nets and he slotted it in, the keeper did make contact but fumbled it which was unfortunate for him but great for Bury, to be fair their keeper had kept them in it up till that point as Bury could have had three or four but for his efforts.

Bury continued to dominate but just couldn’t get the winner but a point is a point and some very entertaining football.
Final result 
Bury 1 North Manchester 1

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Second game up against Bury Stripes

Substitute Keith Swain

The much anticipated “ derby” match.

The crowd grew noticeably larger at the side of the pitch and the Police kept a watchful eye as fans for both teams mingled together , pre-match entertainment was cancelled as Ian Dawson forgot to bring his guitar , the dancing troupe also cancelled at the last moment citing safety concerns .

Whites immediately tried to use psychology to undermine the Stripes by choosing to wear blue but the Stripes were having none of it and donned bright orange bibs , this may have proved decisive. Bury Whites( blues) were obviously dazzled by their opponents attire not to mention their silky foot skills… a very cagey affair ensued …it reminded me of an episode of Father Ted with Dougal trying to outwit his “ counterpart “ during an over 70’s priest’s football match .

Who would blink first?

Well as it turns out the Whites ( blues ) blinked first.

This may come as a shock but … they left a man unmarked at the back post … ironically he’s called Mark ( Thomas ) but the clue inherent in his name was completely lost on the befuddled Whites ( blues) … Eddy tried his best but was dazzled by the orange bib of Mark and the crucial goal was well taken.

From this point on both teams pretty much cancelled each other out, not many shots in total… four for Stripes two of which on target… Two for Whites ( blues ) both on target a couple of crackers , one from Dan from distance and one from Mike but both handled comfortably by Keith in goal.

So First Blood to the Stripes 

Final score 

Bury Whites 0 Bury Stripes 1

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Third game up against Preston

Substitute Danny Mitton 

Must admit I was expecting a tough game against Preston as they have some decent players but Bury absolutely dominated this match.

Preston had two shots with one on target saved by Eddy, Bury had nine shots with three on target and some very near misses.

Keith Swain had a great shot saved early on as did Kevin Amos who was pushing up from the back and who also had two other shots off target but Ian McKinnon hit a thunderbolt that rattled off the post and a couple of chances that just wouldn’t go in one of which was a rebound right in front of goal that was just bobbling about too much resulting in a mis-kick that went off target but despite all this Bury kept the pressure up and it was finally rewarded when Ian McKinnon ,with his back to goal on the edge of the area , neatly passed to Mike who had positioned himself just in front of him and who then slotted the ball in past the keeper with a lovely strike.

Bury then closed the game down and Preston didn’t really have any answers.

Final score

Bury 1 Preston 0

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Final game against Wakefield 

Substitute Tony Greenall

This was an all hands to the pump type of game for Bury, Wakefield are a class act and know how to keep the ball well the statistics are stark 
Bury zero shots 
Wakefield Ten shots… two on target one hit the post.

Eddy made a couple of excellent saves to keep Bury in it but the telling statistics are the number of shots off target… that was due to formidable defensive work from Danny , Kevin, Keith and Ian.

Tracking and blocking tracking and blocking… superb.

Mike as instructed stayed out of defence not straying past the half way mark this occupied their defender and stopped him joining the attack and acting as a pivot point for Wakefield. I noticed a number of times that they were looking to him as an outlet but Mike had dragged him upfield which made it easier to exploit the resulting space once the ball was recovered but unfortunately due to defending so deep players weren’t able to get up to Mike in time to offer support so it was difficult for him to take advantage of the through ball before the opposition tracked back.
As a result of this excellent team play Bury were able to hold out against a very strong Wakefield team and gain a very respectable draw.

Final score

Bury 0 Wakefield 0

Some very good entertaining football played today in very windy conditions, all played in good humour with great camaraderie. 

Five well earned points 

Report by Kevin Bates

Relics over 60s stripes kick off unbeaten

The 2026 Greater Manchester Walking Football League (GMWFL) season kicked off for the over 60’s Stripes on 12th March in typical Heywood weather, freezing

The anticipation of the opening fixture for the Relics Stripes against old rivals Corinthians didn’t do much to provide a warm confident glow from the Relics, who knew that Corinthians games were always tough, and this game wasn’t any different. Goalkeeper Keith G was soon getting warmed up by the Corinthian attack but matched everything thrown at him. Relics too had their chances but couldn’t beat the Corinthians keeper. So, Final score a hard played draw 0-0

The Relics Whites also drew their first game 1-1 v North Manchester. Setting up the long awaited derby of Relics Whites v Relics Stripes.

A close encounter with both teams having periods of possession with not many chances. the Stripes took the first advantage with Stripes full back Mark Thomas allowed to move down the left wing by the Whites, his shot beat Eddie at his near post to put the Stripes 1-0 up
The Relics Whites struggled to get back into the game and it finished 1-0 to the Stripes.
Stripes influential striker Andy Richardson punched the air as the final whistle went shouting a loud “yes” claiming the bragging rights for the Stripes..


It was a short break before the third game on the Relics schedule, v Panthers, but the Relics didn’t seem to let the cold bother them and came sharp. Ken had a breakaway chance that was saved, Mark E had two good chances that were saved. Ken had another chance which was wide, then Mark E had another shot saved. Relics were on top but couldn’t break the deadlock. Final Score 0-0

Next up for the Stripes were Rochdale Strollers, so another tough game and another steady performance from the Stripes restricting Rochdale to a few chances, mainly going high and wide. relics had a good chance after a good passing interchange between Andy Richardson and Steve M but the final shot was saved. final Score 0-0.

Final game for the Stripes was Moston. The Stripes had been solid all day restricting the opposition to only a few chances while playing some good possession throughout. Same again against Moston, a few chances for the Stripes from Mark E, Mark T, Ken, and Andy R, while restricting Moston to just a couple of efforts. Final Score 0-0.

So, an unbeaten day for the Stripes which should fill them full of confidence for the next match day.

Stripes; Keith Gillespie (GK), Mark T, Mark E, Andy Rich, Steve H, Steve M, Ken B, Iain Dawson.

Over 70s, we are the champions meet new kids on the block

WEDS 4th MARCH HEYWOOD 2026

Reigning over 70s champions, Bury Relics, meet a new look division 1 to begin the defence of their title. From a spectators point of view, it was sad that Rochdale no longer prevail in this division, as games between Bury and Rochdale were always entertaining. In addition, the massive rivalry with the competitive Manchester Corinthians was for now, at least, taking a break. In their place were 2 new additions to the league, in the form of teams Salcom and Moston Brook, who join Bury, Tameside and Winstanley to make up the pinnacle division of the over 70s Greater Manchester Walking Football League.

In terms of weather conditions, it was perfect conditions, with bright sunshine, no wind and a comfortable temperature. It’s intriguing why the car park had massive puddles and lots of lumps; almost like Dune Sandworms are living underneath. The opening fixture was against Winstanley and the squad chosen for the day was as follows: Eddy (GK), John M (Jomo, C), Graham W, Gerry L, Pete S, Tex, Ray and Alan. Manager and staff consisted Ken Bug, Pat and Keith S. Spectators in the form of Keith H, Dave M and Dr. John were also in attendance, plus others. Report and videos by Dr. John.

Bury Relics 70’s vs. Winstanley Walkers 70’s
To see the highlights and Jomo’s goal, click-here.

To see the full game, click-here.
Result, Bury Relics 70’s 1 -0 Winstanley Walkers 70’s

Bury Relics 70’s vs. Tameside Striders Blues 70’s
To see the highlights and Tameside’s goal, click-here.

To see the full game, click-here.
Result, Bury Relics 70’s 0 -1 Tameside Striders Blues 70’s

Moston Brook FC 70’s vs. Bury Relics 70’s
To see the highlights, click-here.

To see the full game, click-here.
Result, Moston Brook FC 70’s 0 – 0 Bury Relics 70’s

Bury Relics 70’s vs. Salcom 70’s
To see the highlights, click-here.

To see the full game, click-here.
Result, Bury Relics 70’s 0 – 0 Salcom 70’s

Bury Relics continued as they left off last season, playing high-quality football. It’s a rarity and a collectors item that they conceded a goal, but as a spectator, I give the credit to the pass and the play of the opponents. The goal scored for Bury against Winstanley was a mixture of alertness, to make a snappy interception, and the shout of the adjacent attacker Jomo, to receive a quick pass from Graham, to produce an assured side-foot finish. Excellent goal. The entire team played well, with Eddy also diving about, making saves. The benefit of having the videos is that you can see the good standard of football being played; with both quick passing and individual dribbling skills creating chances. As can be seen from the league table below, both Moston and Tameside won 2 games, which currently gives them the edge after the opening day of the season. A long way to go, with plenty of time for Bury to climb the table. A reasonable day at the office, with a steady start for Bury Relics.

POSTeamPWDLGDPTS
1Moston Brook FC 70’s422038
2Tameside Striders Blues 70’s421117
3Bury Relics 70’s412105
4Salcom 70’s404004
5Winstanley Walkers 70’s4013-41

Team Photo

The Boys are Back in Town

“Guess who just got back today, them wild eyed boys that had been away”, the opening lyrics to Thin Lizzy’s The Boys are Back in Town, in this case the ‘Boys’ being Bury Relics over 75’s, the town Heywood Sports Village. Yes they really were back as defending champions and started the 2026 season very much as they finished the 2025 campaign on an unbeaten run. The weather was cold and overcast but the mood was buoyant.

Manager: Ian McKinnon Squad: Eddy Ford (GK) (C), Dave Morris, John Bate, Kevin Longbottom, Chris Vickers, Joe Cohen, Bill Horton, Bob Daniels

First Game against Ribble Valley Invincibles, Subs Bob and Chris (Chris on for John)

Relics:  6 shots with 5 on target. Invincibles: 4 shots with 3 on target. Final Score 2 – 0

Bury started the game in total control with all round good movement and accurate passing to feet, unfortunately there was an early substitution as John who has been heavily involved in the game received an injury and as a precaution was replaced by Chris. With Dave marshalling at the back, Bill controlling the left hand side, Chris and Joe dominating the midfield and Kev proving to be a menace upfront the 1st goal was inevitable, as the Invincibles were trying to clear their lines Kev intercepted a pass and strode forward and hit a well placed shot to the keeper’s right, goal. The Relics didn’t have it all their own way but defended well and limited the opposition to long range shots that were easily collected by Eddy. An excellent passing move between Chris and Joe saw Joe hitting the ball wide of the keeper, goal. Final score 2 – 0 win fully deserved.

Second Game Blackpool Senior Seasiders. Subs Dave and John

Relics: 10 shots 4 on target. Blackpool 1 shot on target  Final Score 0 – 0

To say that Bury dominated this game would be an understatement, after an unusual sloppy start from the Relics they quickly took full control, the distribution from Eddy in goal was superb, picking out teammates accurately and creating a number of attacking plays, Bob was back and made sure that on the rare occasions that Blackpool managed to break forward they were stopped with his usual efficiency, the opposition were restricted to one shot from distance. Passing moves involving all the Relics resulted in four shots by Kev, one each from Bob, Joe and Bill and three from Chris, one shot Chris seemed to defy all rules of science as it struck the inside of the post but somehow managed to spin back out rather than ending up in the goal. Final score 0 – 0, you can’t win them all

Third Game Tameside Striders. Subs Kev and John

Relics: 2 shots 1 on target. Tameside: 7 shots with 3 on target. Final Score 0 – 0

The break between games seemed to cost the Relics their momentum, the free flowing attacking football of the first two games turned into backs to the wall defending, Dave and Bob both forced into last ditch defending forcing their opponents wide to deny them shooting opportunities. On a rare break forward a good lay off from Joe resulted in Bill’s shot hitting the post. Tameside continued to surge forward with one shot hitting the post, as ever Eddy was reliable in goal making one or two good saves. Final score 0 – 0, Relics grateful for the point

Fourth Game Rochdale Strollers. Subs Joe and John

Relics: 2 shots none on target. Rochdale : 5 shots all on target. Final Score 0 – 0

Trying to avoid a hangover from the previous game the Relics set off on the front foot, Chris holding the ball well with good support from team mates, there was an excellent through ball from Dave to Bill who just couldn’t quite get a shot in. Rochdale then took full command and once again it was backs to the wall defending, there was a break in play as the ball ricocheted into Bill’s face causing a small cut above his eye, manager Ian opted to bring on Joe not wanting to risk further injury to John. There was some good defending but once again Relics were reliant on ‘Steady Eddy’ in goal who pulled off a couple of excellent saves. Final score 0 – 0, again Relics grateful for the point gained

The old football cliche ‘a game of two halves’ could be changed to a ‘session of two halves’, excellent attacking football then turned into at times desperate defending, full marks to the players, unbeaten and four clean sheets, added bonus was great to see Bob back.

Quote of the day from an unnamed Relics player, “f*ckin Kev’s showboating again”, said in good faith I might add. Manager Ian’s summing up “Thanks to all the players today for a great effort. Played good football and defended well when needed”.

Supporters and officials on the day, KethS, Pat, KenB and TonyP. Report by NevK

Over 70s Championship Review

Not to be outdone by their ‘elders’ of the over 75’s the ‘youngsters’ of the Bury Relics over 70’s became the League Champions of the inaugural GMWFL spring and autumn format

The Relics main sponsor is Tower Family Healthcare, an extract from their website:-

At Tower Family Healthcare, we are passionate about supporting our local community. That’s why we are proud to sponsor Bury Relics walking football team! We’ve backed the Relics since 2019 and have recently kitted them out with a brand new team strip to make sure they look the part when out on the pitch.

Why we love walking football

Walking football isn’t just a game – it’s a game changer.

It keeps players moving, motivated and connected, and the benefits go far beyond fitness. Walking football can:

  • Reduce the risk of heart disease, stroke and type 2 diabetes.
  • Improve balance, core strength and bone density.
  • Lower cholesterol and blood pressure.
  • Boost mental wellbeing, confidence and social connections.

Most importantly, it’s fun! And when exercise is enjoyable, people stick with it.”

They must be delighted with the performance of the Bury Relics Over 70’s

The season’s match day squads included:-

Eddie Ford GK (7 out of 8 appearances)

John Morris Captain (8 out of 8 appearances)

Tex O’Rourke (7 out of 8 appearances)

Gerry Luzcha (7 out of 8 appearances)

Bob Daniels (7 out of 8 appearances)

John Wardle (6 out of 8 appearances}

Ken Buggie (6 out of 8 appearance, including 1 as player manager)

Peter Taylor (5 out of 8 appearances)

Ray Hatton (4 out of 8 appearances)

Graham Walton (3 out of 8 appearances)

Alan Blackley 2 out of 8 appearance, 1 as stand in goalkeeper)

It is a measure of the quality and depth of the squad that two of our players Tex and Graham have represented England

The Relics Chairman Keiran Tilley had this to say “After an outstanding season of top class football our over 70’s have finished the top of division 1 by a clear margin finishing the last day with 4 deserve wins. Let’s keep it going into the next season.” 🙌👍⚽ UTR

Pat Fitzgerald was the manager for most of the sessions and when not available was ably replaced by Keith Swain, Pat’s comment on the season “Fortunate to have players who could play the way I wanted which was always two in defence with a midfield three, all of which were capable of scoring. Notwithstanding a great goalkeeper at the back”

How the season progressed:-

March 2025

Overall, a very mixed day of results which every team suffered. We are equal bottom on 4 points with the unbeaten Tameside but only 2 points behind leaders Winstanley with Rochdale and Corinthians both on 5 points. Literally anything is possible in this league. 

Pat commented afterwards “It was a day of improvement. First game disaster, second better, third excellent. The last game was lost by a penalty and the opposition managed the game with some interesting refereeing decisions. Edd again the penalty specialist. Well done everyone.”

Results March:-

Relics 0 – Corinthians 1

Relics 0 – Tameside 0

Relics 2 – Rochdale 0

Relics 0 – Winstanley 1

April 2025

No goals conceded on the day and the 3 points against Tameside helped Bury move up the table into 2nd place, courtesy of goal difference. With Winstanley 4 points clear at the top and the next 3 teams on 10 points, all is to play for in the league. It was notable that refereeing strategy could have changed since there was not one penalty given for or against Bury on the day (for 4 offences), which is not what usually happens in these fixtures. If Bury can score more goals next time out, maybe they can catch Winstanley. In any case, a good day’s football for the Relics.

Results April :-

Relics 0 – Corinthians 0

Relics 2 – Tameside 0

Relics 0 – Rochdale 0

Relics 0 – Winstanley 0

May 2025

A fine beautiful sunny day with a promise of fine beautiful football from a squad boasting both experience and youth with the notable promotion of Graham from his Academy position in the 60’s and 65’s to the Senior division.

Results May :-

Relics 0 – Corinthians 0

Relics 1 – Tameside 1

Relics 1 – Rochdale 0

Relics 1 – Winstanley 0

June 2025

On the final day before the summer break the Relics kept themselves in contention for the over 70’s league title with a clean sheet in all four games and 6 points from the day’s activities. A great display by the Relics

Results June:-

Relics 0 – Corinthians 0

Relics 0 – Tameside 0

Relics 0 – Rochdale 0

Relics 1 – Winstanley 0

September 2025

Bury Relics Over-70s have had a resilient and impressive Spring 2025 campaign in the Greater Manchester Walking Football League, marked by disciplined defending and steady progress. A good day for the Relics, to inject a bit of comedy, “The defence was so generous at times, they’re now being considered for charity status.” And “One shot was so wide, it’s now listed on Airbnb as a weekend getaway.” A mixed bag of results, but plenty of promise in the performances to show Relics are still in with a shout of winning the league. The players and management performed well, and all contributed positively to the 5 points attained today; well done Bury Relics.

Results September:-

Relics 0 – Corinthians 1

Relics 0 – Tameside 0

Relics 1 – Rochdale 0

Relics 0 – Winstanley 0

October 2025

Bury Relics sat in second place in the league table, 7 points behind leaders Manchester Corinthians. Bury Relics had a great day and fully deserved their 10 points reward. In contrast, Corinthians didn’t do as well, with their 4 points on the day. This shot Bury Relics to within a single point of Manchester Corinthians at the top, and reduce the goal difference deficit to just a single goal. This is magnificent for the team, management and fans. It’s stating the obvious that a good day or a bad day for a team can change things drastically at the top, so hopefully the Relics can maintain their good form of today into the last 2 sets of fixtures. If they do that, they have a huge chance of winning the title. Go Bury Relics!!

Results October:-

Relics 1 – Corinthians 0

Relics 1 – Tameside 0

Relics 0 – Rochdale 0

Relics 1 – Winstanley 0

November 2025

Concentration and determination, coupled with quality football, pulled Bury Relics over 70s to the top of their league. After the first game, heads could have dropped but no, fires burned deep inside of players, fans and management, and it was no surprise they produced fireworks and moments of magic to accumulate 7 points from the remaining 3 games. I was thinking of getting the sparklers out in celebration. It showed grit and stamina to over turn the 4 point deficit into a 1 point advantage; congratulations Relics on a fabulous day. Fabulous players, with organization and encouragement from staff, plus a sizable support, all combined to produce a successful day at the office. One set of fixtures to go, and if they do go on to win the league, it will be fully deserved. Go Bury Relics!!

Results November:-

Relics 1 – Corinthians 2

Relics 1 – Tameside 0

Relics 1 – Rochdale 0

Relics 0 – Winstanley 0

December 2025

Bury Relics over 70s squad made history as the first side to win the over 70s league title contested over 12 months (combined spring and autumn sessions). They did it with panache, winning all four of their games on the final day of play. It was a great day for Bury Relics football club, as they won the over 70s league in style. All players and staff, throughout the season deserve credit as this was not easy to do, Bury’s high quality and the determination by all players, staff and fans, for the team to do well. This combination of factors was the catalyst to the league title success. Obviously, everyone was ecstatic. Here is a photo of the happy team and staff.

Results December:-

Relics 2 – Corinthians 0

Relics 2 – Tameside 0

Relics 1 – Rochdale 0

Relics 1 – Winstanley 0

Final Table GMWFL Over 70’s Division 1

POS PWDLGDPTS
1Bury Relics 70’s32151341558
2Manchester Corinthians 70’s3212137649
3Tameside Striders Blues 70’s329149-141
4Winstanley Walkers 70’s327187339
5Rochdale AFC Strollers 70’s3231019-2319

As ever no competition is complete without worthy opponents, organisers the Greater Manchester Walking Football League all Officials and not forgetting the Referees, thanks go out to all involved.

A Neville Kitchen Review.

Over 65s Finish 4th

Bury Relics Over 65’s went into their final set of fixtures of the Greater Manchester Division 1 Walking Football 2025 league campaign with a squad of 8: Keith Gillespie (GK), Kev Amos, Pete Shev, Alan, Dave Luk, Tony G, Ian McCann and Graham. Ken was Manager and supporters in attendance were Keiran, Keith S, Eddy, Nev, Kev B and Andy on a wet and windy day.

On arrival it was announced that one of our opponents, Corinthian Whites, were a no show so 3 points were gained before play even started which strengthened our slim chance of 2nd place but we needed more wins to get there.

First up were Bolton with Kev A and Alan starting on the bench. We opened brightly with the returning Ian, from his loan move to Berwick Rangers, having a strong shot saved by the goalie. Bolton replied with a shot off target which was their only shot of the game. We totally dominated possession with both Dave and Ian shooting past the post. We were knocking it around well from back to front and created 2 good shooting opportunities for Graham, one blocked high for a freekick and one touched round the post by the keeper for a corner. Every time Bolton tried to move into our half they were snuffed out by Tony and Shev which set us up for even more shots on goal with Ian having another well saved and finally Dave blasted one over. A desperately frustrating 0-0 draw after a great performance against a very good team.

Next up were Preston with Ian and Shev starting on the bench. We knew that we needed to win and started where we had left off. Lovely interplay between Graham and Dave set the fresh legs of Alan free on the right hand side, he bore down on goal and rifled a shot goalwards which rebounded out from the goalie’s legs. This was quickly followed by Dave thundering one past the post. Then our first real scare of the day when we left the Preston  striker totally alone but Keith G pulled off a marvellous one on one save. Déjà vu as the marauding Alan was again unleashed on the right wing but again their keeper kept it out. Preston then rattled the post as we pushed too hard for a winner. Unbelievably déjà vu two occurred with the superb Alan again set up by Dave and Graham’s link up play but this time he was through on goal more centrally, another terrific shot and another terrific save. Then the crucial decision of the season, the Preston centre half went for a wander in his own box, not the usual quarter step in, more like a Bob Beamon leap in. STONEWALL! In everyone’s mind apart from one who was dressed in black. We kept going forward till the end and in the dying minutes Kev A strolled upfield and laid it onto Dave’s laser left peg but again their MoM keeper turned it round for a corner. Graham urged on by the large Relics support rushed to take it and cleverly found Dave who pinged it past the keeper but against the post. The Relics groans were still in the damp air when the shrill whistle cut through them and ended the match. Another desperately frustrating 0-0 draw after a dominant performance, notwithstanding a few defensive brain freezes against a dangerous team.

Our third, and final, game of the season, was against Rochdale with Dave and Tony on the bench. We continued where we left off with Ian having a strong shot blocked and then struck early when Graham played a lovely one-two with Alan and then finished nicely under the keeper. This settled us and we laid siege to their box. Graham beautifully curled the ball round the corner for Alan to move onto but his elusive goal wouldn’t come as he was again thwarted by a great save. Then Ian had 3 shots in a row, the first deflected out for a corner, the second saved and the third rattling the crossbar. Even Kev A was getting in on the act as he blasted one just over the bar. Rochdale had hardly been in our half but as often happens they broke away just before the end but Shev defended it brilliantly and the shot squirmed against the outside of the post and away. A fully deserved 1-0 win.

The stats of the day told a positive story as we had 13 shots on target with 4 against and took 8 points from 12.  Outstanding performances from everyone meant that we played very well in every game with the only negative being we couldn’t quite convert one of our 2 draws into 3 points. If we had done we would have been runner-up! The final table saw the brilliant Wakefield win the league by a huge 35 points. Relics came in 4th place, 1 point behind second. Overall we had a very strong season considering that we missed important players for large chunks of it in a very, very competitive league.

Over 75s Championship Review

In the inaugural year of the Greater Manchester Walking Football over 75’s League the Bury Relics came out on top in what is to be believed the first league of this kind in the Country

The Relics main sponsor is Tower Family Healthcare, an extract from their website:-

At Tower Family Healthcare, we are passionate about supporting our local community. That’s why we are proud to sponsor Bury Relics walking football team! We’ve backed the Relics since 2019 and have recently kitted them out with a brand new team strip to make sure they look the part when out on the pitch.

Why we love walking football

Walking football isn’t just a game – it’s a game changer.

It keeps players moving, motivated and connected, and the benefits go far beyond fitness. Walking football can:

  • Reduce the risk of heart disease, stroke and type 2 diabetes.
  • Improve balance, core strength and bone density.
  • Lower cholesterol and blood pressure.
  • Boost mental wellbeing, confidence and social connections.

Most importantly, it’s fun! And when exercise is enjoyable, people stick with it.

They must be delighted with the performance of the Bury Relics Over 75’s

The Relic’s President Keiran Tilley had this to say:-

“I have been delighted to have been involved both as a player and as Relics Chairman with the GMWF league’s inaugural season for the over 75’s division.

I don’t think any of us thought we would still be kicking a football around at the ripe old age of 75+ and I’m immensely proud of what the Relics have achieved winning the league on its first outing UTR” 🙌👍⚽

Team Manager Ian McKinnon (above) who is a regular player with The Relics over 60’s Whites (Yoof Team) said of his team “It was a pleasure to help the lads. Thanks to the League for having the vision to introduce a full over 75s competition, to the other 3 excellent squads for their sportsmanship and finally to all our players and supporters. 

The players were fantastic; it was a real group effort with them all making individual sacrifices to achieve their aim, they played brilliant football at times but could grind out results when required. A top quality team.

The squad

Keiran Tilley: In his own words “I have been playing football since my schooldays at several levels. Also responsible for running many clubs/competitions from kids to over 35 age groups. Chairman of the very successful Goldline competition run in conjuction with Bolton Wanderers. Have been with the Relics from day one as a founder member proudly watching it grow successfully from a scratch team to the current 5 team set up of today .👍⚽”

Bob Daniels: In his own words “I have been with the Relics ever since it started 8/9 years ago. Because of a shortage of players to begin with, I played in the 60’s, 65’s, 70’s and 75’s. I’m 83 in April 😂

The 70’s and 75’s have had a good season as we won both leagues. It’s a well run club, a great set of lads overall & I would recommend it to anyone. It’s great for keeping fit & keeping you mentally active.

Dave Morris: In his own words  “Started playing with the relics some 7/8 years ago when our John got me down to the castle leisure centre. Played initially with the over 70’s until I progressed to over 75’s. Having now reached the grand old age of 79. I played amateur football in south Manchester and Wythenshawe league until getting married, moving to Darwen and playing with Nelson in the Lancs Combination. Moved to Bury and played locally with Huntley in the Manchester League. Stopped playing and took over as manager of Huntley. In 1979/80 I got the opportunity to manage Clitheroe in the Lancs Combination winning the title in the first season in charge. Opportunity came to manage Radcliffe Boro leading them to 2 Championships over 6 /7 years in the North West Counties Divisions 1 and 2  before getting sacked the same week Ron Atkinson got fired from United. Joined Atherton L.R and took them to 2 North West Counties Titles and semi final of the FA Vase losing after 3 games to Diss Town. Finally had an unsuccessful spell at Flixton Town getting fired after just 6 months in charge. It was then time to call it a day before prolonging my career with Bury Relics.”

John Morris: In his own words “Been with relics since 2018 I think the year after they formed. I played for 60’s and 65’s for next five years I think winning a few leagues along the way. I played in Wythenshawe leagues and Manchester league for a while for a team called Grey Park Rangers. Played for Huntley in the Bury area for a couple of years and for Radcliffe Boro 2nd team when I finished at the ripe old age of 28 which was a mistake. This season was amazing playing with people who were approaching or even past 80. The highlight was still being able to play with my brother David after our last game probably 50 years ago. A privilege to play with the Relics and always a bonus when we win something”

John Wardle: The Relics walking miracle. In his  own words “Been playing for the Relics since 2018 and turned out for the 65/70/75’s, I have turned out for over 50 teams over the years and have been sent off 9 times. I was picked up by Bury in 1968 trained on the shale there for 3 months to no avail. My nose has been fractured 7 times one of them smashed by our own Graham Walton, add to that a depressed fracture of the cheekbone, shoulder bursa injury, broken ribs, severed tendons in the fingers,   AC ligament replacements, meniscus tear left and right knee, broken navicular bones in both feet. Ambition is to be playing when I reach Bobs age 😁👍

Pat Fitzgerald: In his own words  “Started walking football at Bolton then transferred to Bury Relics when they started a team. Joined the Relics in 2017 when numbers were made up by those in Bury Leisure so we could have a match. Played for all the age groups 60’s, 65’s, 70’s and now the 75’s, not that I was any good, just got older!! Managed to play for the England Parkinson’s Disease team in Glasgow (in goal). Played for most teams at Heywood as very often teams were short and I just loved being involved. Enjoy my football and received  a 25 year award from the LFA for services to football. Qualified football referee and hockey umpire . Had the privilege to carry the Queens Baton during the 2022 Commonwealth games. Love the chats after games with tea and biscuits.

Eddie Ford: Goal Keeper and Captain. In his own words “Played rugby for school and Salford boys. Played for Salford colts and football in the Eccles Sunday league, that was a brutal league. Joined merchant navy and played football against other ships when in port. Left After 7 years 1978 and didn’t play football again till 2019. Played for Relics for over 4 years. I’ve played for every team in that time and we have won a number of trophies. I’ve had a few injuries but played on. Don’t think I’ve missed a game in that time. Won 60’s player of the year twice and overall player of the year last season. Relics is a great club with great ethics and a great bunch of lads.”

The following 4 players recruited from Salcom represented the Relics and each and everyone of them made a valuable contribution to this successful season

John Bate

Joe Cohen

Bill Horton                     

Kev Longbottom: In his own words

A great season, unbelievable that you would ever have thought you would be kicking a football in a team environment again.

I started playing walking football around 12 years ago at Eccles Gym when we were lucky to get 4 a side – amazing how the game has grown over the last few years.

I was born on 1949 (76 years old) and played football for Ellesmere in the Eccles League when I was 17 after playing at school for Eccles Grammar – I then played in the Manchester Amateur League for Stretford and The Orion in Withington in my later years finishing when I was around 40

It’s just great playing again not just the football but meeting many new people of similar backgrounds which also leads to other social activities. 

The Season Unfolds:-

March 2025

A rare beautiful day at Heywood welcomed the players for the first games in the newly formed over 75’s league.

The fitness of the players and standard of play was excellent showing that this Division is going to be as strong and competitive as all the other Divisions in the league.

The Relics were impressive from the start

Results March:-

Relics 1 – Invincibles 1

Relics 1 – Rochdale Strollers 0

Relics 0 – Tameside 1

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April 2025

In April Bury Relics Over 75’s went into their second set of fixtures of the Greater Manchester Division 1 Walking Football Spring 2025 league campaign. Overall, an unusual day in which we scored 4 left footed goals from open play in only 3 games whilst conceding 2 extremely soft penalties. The quality of our football deserved the six points gained and they took us to equal top of the table with Tameside on 10 points. It is extremely tight though with Invincibles on 8 and Rochdale on 6 so all 4 teams have everything to play for next month.

Results April:-

Relics 0 – Invincibles 1

Relics 2 – Rochdale Strollers 0

Relics 2 – Tameside 1

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May 2025

The Relics over 75’s went into the third set of fixtures in May. On the day, it was perfect conditions for playing football; no rain, no wind and not too hot a sunshine, so it set the scene for some high-quality football. It was a very enjoyable set of games to watch with some good football. Tremendously well-done Relics, who are now 3 points clear at the top of the league.

Note:In a true sporting gesture Pat moved on a Bosman free loan transfer to the Invincibles mid-game.

Results May :-

Relics 1 – Invincibles 0

Relics 0 – Rochdale Strollers 0

Relics 1 – Tameside 0

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June 2025

A humid day but not blazing sunshine, at Heywood for matchday 4 of the over 75s league. 

Bury extended their lead at the top of the league, with a superior points tally of 22 points, 6 ahead of second placed Tameside. The advantage of depth of squad was evident today. The young manager Ian M, who’s in his inaugural season as a Bury Relics manager, is doing a tremendous job, encouraging and advising his team throughout the games. Well done to all the Relics, all made a positive contribution to a fairly successful day at the office.

Results June :-

Relics 2 – Invincibles 1

Relics 0 – Rochdale Strollers 0

Relics 0 – Tameside 0

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September 2025

The Relics over 75’s started today’s session of games 6 points clear at the top of the table and looking to extend the lead. All the drama of the day came in the Relics last game – Relics unbeaten thanks to a double comeback in the last 3 minutes.

Results September :-

Relics 0 – Invincibles 0

Relics 0 – Rochdale Strollers 0

Relics 2 – Tameside 2

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October 2025

On a damp, dull, drizzly, Heywood morning, more suited to sitting at home watching daytime TV with a blanket over your knee. The Relics were putting in some stellar performances to move 8 points above second place at the top of the league

Results October :-

Relics 0 – Invincibles 0

Relics 1 – Rochdale Strollers 0

Relics 0 – Tameside 0

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November 2025

Bury Relics Over 75’s went into their penultimate set of fixtures of the Greater Manchester Division 1 Walking Football 2025 league campaign as league leaders. As every game between the 4 teams ended 0-0 this leaves Relics needing just one point from the final session in late November, all in all a good session’s results from the lads.

Results November :-

Relics 0 – Invincibles 0

Relics 0 – Rochdale Strollers 0

Relics 0 – Tameside 0

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26th November 2025

Step aside Captain Mainwaring, Sergeant Wilson et al, Bury Relics own Dad’s Army the over 75’s were on parade at Heywood Sports Sports Village ably supported by a small platoon from Salcom. On a cold but mainly sunny day whilst the Govt. and NHS were giving endless advice on how the elderly should stay warm during these cold spells the brave warriors of the Greater Manchester Walking Football League turned out for the final session of the inaugural over 75’s league

Results :-

Relics 0 – Invincibles 0

Relics 0 – Rochdale Strollers 0

Relics 0 – Tameside 0

The Relics winning ways continued into the hall for the post match food and presentations, with Relics players, officials and spectators claiming at least of the raffle prizes on offer. One touching moment during the presentation came when the two players, of worthy league runners up Rochdale, received their trophy it was announced that they would both be ‘hanging up their boots’ both quite emotional they received a well earned round of applause. Then came the moment we had waited for as captain Eddy received the inaugural over 75’s League Winners Trophy, the first of its kind in the country.

Final League table courtesy of Greater Manchester Walking Football League

Table Division 1

POS PWDLGDPTS 
1Bury Relics 75s247152636 
2Rochdale AFC Strollers 75s247116132 
3Tameside Striders 75s245127-427 
4The Invincibles 75s244128-324 

No league is complete without fair, worthy and competitive opponents, a big thanks goes out to the players, officials and supporters of The Invincibles, Rochdale Strollers and Thameside Striders

I’m sure I speak on behalf of all the officials, players and supporters of Bury Relics, when I say “gentlemen of the over 75’s you are an inspiration to all of us, congratulations Champions” 

A Neville Kitchen Review

Over 60 Stripes Raffle Dazzle

Bury Relics Over 60 Stripes went into their final set of fixtures of their 2025 Greater Manchester Division 2 Walking Football league campaign in match week 8. A squad of 8 were available; Alan (GK), Steve M, Ken Bo, Mike, Mark E, Steve H, Neville and Andy. Ken was Manager with Pat and Keiran in attendance.

On a fine sunny day at Heywood Bury Relics Stripes prepared to do battle with the quiet confidence of knowing that the real battle would take place indoors at the Leisure Centre… who would nab the best table? Who would go for a cheeky second helping of pie and peas ?..but most importantly… who would dominate in the raffle? 
None of the other teams really stood a chance as the hardened rafflers of Bury strutted with deserved confidence to take the prizes on offer. Prosecco? Yes thank you…Some chocolates? It’d be rude not to really..all the other teams bowed in reverence “ we are not worthy “ they chanted…

First game up was against the Clarets. Our reporter for this game wasn’t actually present but being adept in a technique devised for espionage by the US Army during the Cold War period called Remote Viewing (watch the film The Men who Stare at Goats) he was able to put together a report of sorts.

This game is a bit of a blur .. but it’s becoming clearer and clearer… The Clarets scored a very early goal.. which is clearly cheating…
“ we weren’t ready ref” pleaded the Relics players 
“ they need at least ten minutes before they realise they’re in a game ref” shouted Ken Buggie from the sidelines but none of these perfectly reasonable requests for leniency were listened to by the ref who awarded the goal to Clarets.

In response the Relics threw the kitchen sink at them ( Nev’s sink to be precise) but the Clarets were rather un-gentlemanly “ready“ for them and brought out their Marigolds … wave after wave of hot soapy water simply couldn’t shift the grime of their stalwart defence and it ended Stripes 0 Clarets 1. Big Andy soon wiped the smile off their faces with an ominous prediction “We’ll see you in the raffle you won’t be smiling then.“

The Relics continued the onslaught in the second game, this time against Preston who can consider themselves fortunate to come away with a point in a 0-0 draw, the revered term Proud Preston just for today can be changed to Lucky Preston, on three occasions the Unlucky Relics hit the post after fine build up play, shots from Andy, Mike and Ken Bo all deserved a goal, Andy’s shot in particular defied all known laws of science somehow hitting the inside of the post, rolling along the goal line then spinning out of play,  there was still the raffle to play for. Big Andy soon wiped the smile off their faces with an ominous prediction “We’ll see you in the raffle you won’t be smiling then.“

After the 3rd game versus Wakefield, their captain commented that our 3 – 0 loss wasn’t a true reflection, in saying that they scored 3 very well constructed goals, there number 9 was almost unplayable. Wait wait …. I’m having a Remote Viewing flashback. Little Tony? Lightning quick step-overs, Cruyff turns ..the Maradona spin ..thunderbolt shots on target ….
Yeah… there was definitely some of that happening. Big Andy soon wiped the smile off their faces with an ominous prediction “We’ll see you in the raffle you won’t be smiling then.“

One to mention from the final match of the season, Mike against Rochdale had the ball in an attacking position surrounded by 3 defenders, (do you remember the practice balls where the ball was connected to your foot by a piece of elastic?) it was if Mike was wearing one, he must have turned the defenders at least 3 times before making an opening for a brilliant shot equally well saved by the keeper. We set off slow in this game but gradually took over and were unlucky to draw 0-0. Big Andy soon wiped the smile off their faces with an ominous prediction “We’ll see you in the raffle you won’t be smiling then.“

Hi ho, hi ho, its off to the raffle we go for Ken and his 8 Relics and having played the final game were the last in the hall so ended up on the table nobody wants, right at the front, on arrival the guy organising the raffle was counting up the takings, Keiran pointed out that he hadn’t sold any tickets to the Relics so our tickets were some of the last sold (probably at the top so 1st out in the draw, another favourable Relics tactic 😂). Unbelievably, big Andy’s was the 1st ticket drawn😂 and he won a bottle of 🥂Prosecco. After winning 3 prizes a number came out that somebody pointed out KenBo had, his face lit up, but unexpectedly somebody stood up from another table, whoever pointed the winning ticket to Ken failed to mention the colour, fortunately Ken did not get up first and saved himself considerable embarrassment. A fitting epitaph for a season which at times promised so much but ultimately failed to deliver.

Manager Ken commented “fine effort today lads, as always fine margins, we didn’t get our just desserts today. Once again a big thanks to all the lads that turned out this season .👏👏”

Pat commented “Agree Ken. But for the posts and good goalkeeping by the opposition more points could have been achieved on the day. Still a good day at the presentation as Bury Relics scored three wins. Two bottles and a tin of sweets 😜”

An AI(an) & Psychic Goat(ee) co-production.

Victory day for the over 70s

GMWFL over 70s final fixtures, date 3rd December 2025.

Bury Relics over 70s squad made history as the first side to win the over 70s league title contested over 12 months (combined spring and autumn sessions). They did it with panache, winning all four of their games on the final day of play.

Before KO, Corinthians were 1 point behind leaders Bury, and to make matters more tricky, 2 of their key players were injured. First, international standard defender Bob was out, he’d hurt his back and JW was suffering painful shin splints but he was determined to play regardless. In any case, the team was still packed full of goal-scoring, creative and defensive talent, so their was a big chance they could maintain their pinnacle position at the top of the league by the end of the day.

The squad chosen for the day was Eddy (GK), John M (C), Graham, Tex, Gerry, John W, Alan and Ken Bug. Manger was Ken Bug, backed up by Keiren and Keith S. Fans included Dr. John, Peter T, Bob and Dave M (plus others).

Playing conditions were superb, not too cold/hot, no wind and no rain, so conditions facilitating high quality football. The first game was against Bury’s biggest challengers, Corinthians, who had beaten Bury in the previous round. Walking football is supposed to be non-contact but the crowd experienced first hand that this is not always the case.

Bury Relics vs. Manchester Corinthians
Good play from both teams but Relics had that little extra ingredient, to give them a crucial and deserved victory. Graham scores twice, one bamboozling the defender with a sharp turn and shot with other foot, and an American Football style tackle on John M sets up a penalty for Graham’s second. To see the highlights and goals, click-here.

To watch the entire match, click-here.
Result; Bury Relics 2 – 0 Manchester Corinthians

Bury Relics vs. Tameside
Eddy had to be sharp in this game as Tameside have a player who can strike the ball very well. Despite that, Bury kept them at arms length and scored by 2 quality strikes by Gerry, who first received a mistaken pass across the area by a defender for the first goal, and later, a wonderful pass up the line by Tex. To see the highlights and goals, click-here.

To watch the entire match, click-here.
Result; Bury Relics 2 – 0 Tameside

Bury Relics vs. Rochdale
This is my favourite over 70s fixture as their is always lots of action and shots, with the recent shootafon fresh in the mind. Bury were clearly the more comfortable team with the ball and creating more of the chances but Rochdale kept plugging away. The difference, in the end, was a measured finish by captain John M, who carefully placed an arc-ed shot slowly into the far corner. It looked like the goalie couldn’t handle the slightly slower pace and high accuracy of the shot; a great goal to give Bury victory. To see the highlights and goal, click-here.

To watch the entire match, click-here.
Result; Bury Relics 1 – 0 Rochdale

Bury Relics vs. Winstanley
The Winstanley team contain several skilful players and play neat, passing football. As a consequence, this was a very even game. Eddy had to be on top form as there were several sharp turns and shots by the opposition. Excellent team work gave Bury victory; for the goal, John M is sharp to get a toe-tackle in, with the ball going to Alan. Then, his sharp/astute pass gets Graham clear in space, with just the keeper to beat. The move happened so quickly, the keeper is not really set and Graham shoots past him. In addition, Eddy makes a fabulous last second penalty save after Relics had accumulated 4 fouls. It was an appropriate finish to the title as Eddy had produced many such good saves throughout the league campaign to supplement the great outfield play.
To see the highlights, goal and penalty save of the game , click-here.

To watch the entire match, click-here.
Result; Bury Relics 1 – 0 Winstanley

It was a great day for Bury Relics football club, as they won the over 70s league in style. All players and staff, throughout the season, deserve credit as this was not easy to do, with at least 2 of the other teams close or equal to Bury’s high quality. You can see the good football team play and individual skill on the videos, and determination by all players, staff and fans, for the team to do well. This combination of factors was the catalyst to the league title success. Obviously, everyone was ecstatic and you can see the smiles as John M picks up the winning trophy (click-here). Here is a photo of the happy team and staff.

In contrast, the performance in the Raffle was atrocious, not one Bury Relics player/ staff won a prize. Luckily, for me, I borrowed a quid off Peter and managed to win on my ticket (at least one of the Bury fans won). The Pie, Peas, beets and cabbage were delicious, so as usual, the league organizers had done a great job. Bury Relics over 70s team start next season as champions and have to try and maintain the high standards they have set.

Report, videos and pics by Dr. John.