In the inaugural year of the Greater Manchester Walking Football over 75’s League the Bury Relics came out on top in what is to be believed the first league of this kind in the Country

The Relics main sponsor is Tower Family Healthcare, an extract from their website:-

At Tower Family Healthcare, we are passionate about supporting our local community. That’s why we are proud to sponsor Bury Relics walking football team! We’ve backed the Relics since 2019 and have recently kitted them out with a brand new team strip to make sure they look the part when out on the pitch.

Why we love walking football

Walking football isn’t just a game – it’s a game changer.

It keeps players moving, motivated and connected, and the benefits go far beyond fitness. Walking football can:

• Reduce the risk of heart disease, stroke and type 2 diabetes.
• Improve balance, core strength and bone density.
• Lower cholesterol and blood pressure.
• Boost mental wellbeing, confidence and social connections.

Most importantly, it’s fun! And when exercise is enjoyable, people stick with it.

They must be delighted with the performance of the Bury Relics Over 75’s

The Relic’s President Keiran Tilley had this to say:-

“I have been delighted to have been involved both as a player and as Relics Chairman with the GMWF league’s inaugural season for the over 75’s division.

I don’t think any of us thought we would still be kicking a football around at the ripe old age of 75+ and I’m immensely proud of what the Relics have achieved winning the league on its first outing UTR” 🙌👍⚽

Team Manager Ian McKinnon (above) who is a regular player with The Relics over 60’s Whites (Yoof Team) said of his team “It was a pleasure to help the lads. Thanks to the League for having the vision to introduce a full over 75s competition, to the other 3 excellent squads for their sportsmanship and finally to all our players and supporters. 

The players were fantastic; it was a real group effort with them all making individual sacrifices to achieve their aim, they played brilliant football at times but could grind out results when required. A top quality team.

The squad

Keiran Tilley: In his own words “I have been playing football since my schooldays at several levels. Also responsible for running many clubs/competitions from kids to over 35 age groups. Chairman of the very successful Goldline competition run in conjuction with Bolton Wanderers. Have been with the Relics from day one as a founder member proudly watching it grow successfully from a scratch team to the current 5 team set up of today .👍⚽”

Bob Daniels: In his own words “I have been with the Relics ever since it started 8/9 years ago. Because of a shortage of players to begin with, I played in the 60’s, 65’s, 70’s and 75’s. I’m 83 in April 😂

The 70’s and 75’s have had a good season as we won both leagues. It’s a well run club, a great set of lads overall & I would recommend it to anyone. It’s great for keeping fit & keeping you mentally active.”

Dave Morris: In his own words  “Started playing with the relics some 7/8 years ago when our John got me down to the castle leisure centre. Played initially with the over 70’s until I progressed to over 75’s. Having now reached the grand old age of 79. I played amateur football in south Manchester and Wythenshawe league until getting married, moving to Darwen and playing with Nelson in the Lancs Combination. Moved to Bury and played locally with Huntley in the Manchester League. Stopped playing and took over as manager of Huntley. In 1979/80 I got the opportunity to manage Clitheroe in the Lancs Combination winning the title in the first season in charge. Opportunity came to manage Radcliffe Boro leading them to 2 Championships over 6 /7 years in the North West Counties Divisions 1 and 2  before getting sacked the same week Ron Atkinson got fired from United. Joined Atherton L.R and took them to 2 North West Counties Titles and semi final of the FA Vase losing after 3 games to Diss Town. Finally had an unsuccessful spell at Flixton Town getting fired after just 6 months in charge. It was then time to call it a day before prolonging my career with Bury Relics.”

John Morris: In his own words “Been with relics since 2018 I think the year after they formed. I played for 60’s and 65’s for next five years I think winning a few leagues along the way. I played in Wythenshawe leagues and Manchester league for a while for a team called Grey Park Rangers. Played for Huntley in the Bury area for a couple of years and for Radcliffe Boro 2nd team when I finished at the ripe old age of 28 which was a mistake. This season was amazing playing with people who were approaching or even past 80. The highlight was still being able to play with my brother David after our last game probably 50 years ago. A privilege to play with the Relics and always a bonus when we win something”

John Wardle: The Relics walking miracle. In his  own words “Been playing for the Relics since 2018 and turned out for the 65/70/75’s, I have turned out for over 50 teams over the years and have been sent off 9 times. I was picked up by Bury in 1968 trained on the shale there for 3 months to no avail. My nose has been fractured 7 times one of them smashed by our own Graham Walton, add to that a depressed fracture of the cheekbone, shoulder bursa injury, broken ribs, severed tendons in the fingers,   AC ligament replacements, meniscus tear left and right knee, broken navicular bones in both feet. Ambition is to be playing when I reach Bobs age 😁👍”

Pat Fitzgerald: In his own words  “Started walking football at Bolton then transferred to Bury Relics when they started a team. Joined the Relics in 2017 when numbers were made up by those in Bury Leisure so we could have a match. Played for all the age groups 60’s, 65’s, 70’s and now the 75’s, not that I was any good, just got older!! Managed to play for the England Parkinson’s Disease team in Glasgow (in goal). Played for most teams at Heywood as very often teams were short and I just loved being involved. Enjoy my football and received  a 25 year award from the LFA for services to football. Qualified football referee and hockey umpire . Had the privilege to carry the Queens Baton during the 2022 Commonwealth games. Love the chats after games with tea and biscuits.

Eddie Ford: Goal Keeper and Captain. In his own words “Played rugby for school and Salford boys. Played for Salford colts and football in the Eccles Sunday league, that was a brutal league. Joined merchant navy and played football against other ships when in port. Left After 7 years 1978 and didn’t play football again till 2019. Played for Relics for over 4 years. I’ve played for every team in that time and we have won a number of trophies. I’ve had a few injuries but played on. Don’t think I’ve missed a game in that time. Won 60’s player of the year twice and overall player of the year last season. Relics is a great club with great ethics and a great bunch of lads.”

The following 4 players recruited from Salcom represented the Relics and each and everyone of them made a valuable contribution to this successful season

John Bate

Joe Cohen

Bill Horton                     

Kev Longbottom: In his own words

“A great season, unbelievable that you would ever have thought you would be kicking a football in a team environment again.

I started playing walking football around 12 years ago at Eccles Gym when we were lucky to get 4 a side – amazing how the game has grown over the last few years.

I was born on 1949 (76 years old) and played football for Ellesmere in the Eccles League when I was 17 after playing at school for Eccles Grammar – I then played in the Manchester Amateur League for Stretford and The Orion in Withington in my later years finishing when I was around 40

It’s just great playing again not just the football but meeting many new people of similar backgrounds which also leads to other social activities. 

The Season Unfolds:-

March 2025

A rare beautiful day at Heywood welcomed the players for the first games in the newly formed over 75’s league.

The fitness of the players and standard of play was excellent showing that this Division is going to be as strong and competitive as all the other Divisions in the league.

The Relics were impressive from the start

Results March:-

Relics 1 – Invincibles 1

Relics 1 – Rochdale Strollers 0

Relics 0 – Tameside 1

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April 2025

In April Bury Relics Over 75’s went into their second set of fixtures of the Greater Manchester Division 1 Walking Football Spring 2025 league campaign. Overall, an unusual day in which we scored 4 left footed goals from open play in only 3 games whilst conceding 2 extremely soft penalties. The quality of our football deserved the six points gained and they took us to equal top of the table with Tameside on 10 points. It is extremely tight though with Invincibles on 8 and Rochdale on 6 so all 4 teams have everything to play for next month.

Results April:-

Relics 0 – Invincibles 1

Relics 2 – Rochdale Strollers 0

Relics 2 – Tameside 1

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May 2025

The Relics over 75’s went into the third set of fixtures in May. On the day, it was perfect conditions for playing football; no rain, no wind and not too hot a sunshine, so it set the scene for some high-quality football. It was a very enjoyable set of games to watch with some good football. Tremendously well-done Relics, who are now 3 points clear at the top of the league.

Note:In a true sporting gesture Pat moved on a Bosman free loan transfer to the Invincibles mid-game.

Results May :-

Relics 1 – Invincibles 0

Relics 0 – Rochdale Strollers 0

Relics 1 – Tameside 0

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June 2025

A humid day but not blazing sunshine, at Heywood for matchday 4 of the over 75s league. 

Bury extended their lead at the top of the league, with a superior points tally of 22 points, 6 ahead of second placed Tameside. The advantage of depth of squad was evident today. The young manager Ian M, who’s in his inaugural season as a Bury Relics manager, is doing a tremendous job, encouraging and advising his team throughout the games. Well done to all the Relics, all made a positive contribution to a fairly successful day at the office.

Results June :-

Relics 2 – Invincibles 1

Relics 0 – Rochdale Strollers 0

Relics 0 – Tameside 0

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September 2025

The Relics over 75’s started today’s session of games 6 points clear at the top of the table and looking to extend the lead. All the drama of the day came in the Relics last game – Relics unbeaten thanks to a double comeback in the last 3 minutes.

Results September :-

Relics 0 – Invincibles 0

Relics 0 – Rochdale Strollers 0

Relics 2 – Tameside 2

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October 2025

On a damp, dull, drizzly, Heywood morning, more suited to sitting at home watching daytime TV with a blanket over your knee. The Relics were putting in some stellar performances to move 8 points above second place at the top of the league

Results October :-

Relics 0 – Invincibles 0

Relics 1 – Rochdale Strollers 0

Relics 0 – Tameside 0

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November 2025

Bury Relics Over 75’s went into their penultimate set of fixtures of the Greater Manchester Division 1 Walking Football 2025 league campaign as league leaders. As every game between the 4 teams ended 0-0 this leaves Relics needing just one point from the final session in late November, all in all a good session’s results from the lads.

Results November :-

Relics 0 – Invincibles 0

Relics 0 – Rochdale Strollers 0

Relics 0 – Tameside 0

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26th November 2025

Step aside Captain Mainwaring, Sergeant Wilson et al, Bury Relics own Dad’s Army the over 75’s were on parade at Heywood Sports Sports Village ably supported by a small platoon from Salcom. On a cold but mainly sunny day whilst the Govt. and NHS were giving endless advice on how the elderly should stay warm during these cold spells the brave warriors of the Greater Manchester Walking Football League turned out for the final session of the inaugural over 75’s league

Results :-

Relics 0 – Invincibles 0

Relics 0 – Rochdale Strollers 0

Relics 0 – Tameside 0

The Relics winning ways continued into the hall for the post match food and presentations, with Relics players, officials and spectators claiming at least of the raffle prizes on offer. One touching moment during the presentation came when the two players, of worthy league runners up Rochdale, received their trophy it was announced that they would both be ‘hanging up their boots’ both quite emotional they received a well earned round of applause. Then came the moment we had waited for as captain Eddy received the inaugural over 75’s League Winners Trophy, the first of its kind in the country.

Final League table courtesy of Greater Manchester Walking Football League

Table Division 1

POS		P	W	D	L	GD	PTS
1	Bury Relics 75s	24	7	15	2	6	36
2	Rochdale AFC Strollers 75s	24	7	11	6	1	32
3	Tameside Striders 75s	24	5	12	7	-4	27
4	The Invincibles 75s	24	4	12	8	-3	24

No league is complete without fair, worthy and competitive opponents, a big thanks goes out to the players, officials and supporters of The Invincibles, Rochdale Strollers and Thameside Striders

I’m sure I speak on behalf of all the officials, players and supporters of Bury Relics, when I say “gentlemen of the over 75’s you are an inspiration to all of us, congratulations Champions” 

A Neville Kitchen Review

Bury Relics Over 60 Stripes went into their final set of fixtures of their 2025 Greater Manchester Division 2 Walking Football league campaign in match week 8. A squad of 8 were available; Alan (GK), Steve M, Ken Bo, Mike, Mark E, Steve H, Neville and Andy. Ken was Manager with Pat and Keiran in attendance.

On a fine sunny day at Heywood Bury Relics Stripes prepared to do battle with the quiet confidence of knowing that the real battle would take place indoors at the Leisure Centre… who would nab the best table? Who would go for a cheeky second helping of pie and peas ?..but most importantly… who would dominate in the raffle? 
None of the other teams really stood a chance as the hardened rafflers of Bury strutted with deserved confidence to take the prizes on offer. Prosecco? Yes thank you…Some chocolates? It’d be rude not to really..all the other teams bowed in reverence “ we are not worthy “ they chanted…

First game up was against the Clarets. Our reporter for this game wasn’t actually present but being adept in a technique devised for espionage by the US Army during the Cold War period called Remote Viewing (watch the film The Men who Stare at Goats) he was able to put together a report of sorts.

This game is a bit of a blur .. but it’s becoming clearer and clearer… The Clarets scored a very early goal.. which is clearly cheating…
“ we weren’t ready ref” pleaded the Relics players 
“ they need at least ten minutes before they realise they’re in a game ref” shouted Ken Buggie from the sidelines but none of these perfectly reasonable requests for leniency were listened to by the ref who awarded the goal to Clarets.

In response the Relics threw the kitchen sink at them ( Nev’s sink to be precise) but the Clarets were rather un-gentlemanly “ready“ for them and brought out their Marigolds … wave after wave of hot soapy water simply couldn’t shift the grime of their stalwart defence and it ended Stripes 0 Clarets 1. Big Andy soon wiped the smile off their faces with an ominous prediction “We’ll see you in the raffle you won’t be smiling then.“

The Relics continued the onslaught in the second game, this time against Preston who can consider themselves fortunate to come away with a point in a 0-0 draw, the revered term Proud Preston just for today can be changed to Lucky Preston, on three occasions the Unlucky Relics hit the post after fine build up play, shots from Andy, Mike and Ken Bo all deserved a goal, Andy’s shot in particular defied all known laws of science somehow hitting the inside of the post, rolling along the goal line then spinning out of play,  there was still the raffle to play for. Big Andy soon wiped the smile off their faces with an ominous prediction “We’ll see you in the raffle you won’t be smiling then.“

After the 3^rd game versus Wakefield, their captain commented that our 3 – 0 loss wasn’t a true reflection, in saying that they scored 3 very well constructed goals, there number 9 was almost unplayable. Wait wait …. I’m having a Remote Viewing flashback. Little Tony? Lightning quick step-overs, Cruyff turns ..the Maradona spin ..thunderbolt shots on target ….
Yeah… there was definitely some of that happening. Big Andy soon wiped the smile off their faces with an ominous prediction “We’ll see you in the raffle you won’t be smiling then.“

One to mention from the final match of the season, Mike against Rochdale had the ball in an attacking position surrounded by 3 defenders, (do you remember the practice balls where the ball was connected to your foot by a piece of elastic?) it was if Mike was wearing one, he must have turned the defenders at least 3 times before making an opening for a brilliant shot equally well saved by the keeper. We set off slow in this game but gradually took over and were unlucky to draw 0-0. Big Andy soon wiped the smile off their faces with an ominous prediction “We’ll see you in the raffle you won’t be smiling then.“

Hi ho, hi ho, its off to the raffle we go for Ken and his 8 Relics and having played the final game were the last in the hall so ended up on the table nobody wants, right at the front, on arrival the guy organising the raffle was counting up the takings, Keiran pointed out that he hadn’t sold any tickets to the Relics so our tickets were some of the last sold (probably at the top so 1st out in the draw, another favourable Relics tactic 😂). Unbelievably, big Andy’s was the 1st ticket drawn😂 and he won a bottle of 🥂Prosecco. After winning 3 prizes a number came out that somebody pointed out KenBo had, his face lit up, but unexpectedly somebody stood up from another table, whoever pointed the winning ticket to Ken failed to mention the colour, fortunately Ken did not get up first and saved himself considerable embarrassment. A fitting epitaph for a season which at times promised so much but ultimately failed to deliver.

Manager Ken commented “fine effort today lads, as always fine margins, we didn’t get our just desserts today. Once again a big thanks to all the lads that turned out this season .👏👏”

Pat commented “Agree Ken. But for the posts and good goalkeeping by the opposition more points could have been achieved on the day. Still a good day at the presentation as Bury Relics scored three wins. Two bottles and a tin of sweets 😜”

An AI(an) & Psychic Goat(ee) co-production.

4th December Greater Manchester Walking Football League Over 60’s Division One played at Heywood Sports Village

The cards were stacked against Bury Relics Over 60’s Whites in their bid to avoid the dreaded drop on the final day of the League One fixtures. The weather was damp and miserable as a depleted squad carrying injuries were forced to play four consecutive games whilst other teams had the advantage of a break

Manager: Ken Buggie. Squad: Eddy Ford (GK), Graham Walton (C), Tony Greenall, Keith Swain, Kevin Amos, Ian McKinnon, Kevin Bates, 

First game against Manchester Corinthians. Sub Keith S

Relics: 8 shots with 5 on target. Corinthians: 3 shots with 1 on target Final Score 0 – 0

The Relics set off brightly and remained dominant throughout, good controlled football with passing to feet and creating space, it didn’t take long for openings to appear for both Graham and Ian with respective shots going wide. Further attempts followed with both Kevs having shots saved by the keeper. On the few occasions that Corinthians did break forward Tony was well placed to intercept passes and stop the opponents forwards turning on goal. There were late opportunities with further attempts on goal by both Graham and Graham but to no avail. With the final score of 0 – 0 the Relics can consider themselves unlucky not to come away with all three points.

Second game against Bolton Wanderers. Sub Kev B

Relics: 3 shots all on target. Bolton: 7 shots with 6 on target Final Score 0 – 1

Thanks to Andy R for his summary of the Bolton game:-

Second game v Bolton (one of the top teams in the league, with an England striker), they played so well Ian Mc and Graham tore them apart time and time again, helped by (Blackburn) Kev and Keith S, just behind them.

Ian might have squared for a Graham tap in, he also put the keeper on the deck, only to see a fantastic save (nb Ian was superb) and Graham sent the keeper one way and another, that much so he ended up that far out of his goal we thought he was getting ready for kick off.

The Referee pointed to the spot, but crucially didn’t send him off, which meant he was still there to make yet another fabulous save from the resulting spot kick.

It wasn’t only one way though, Tony G had to mark their top striker, which he did, time after time he somehow blocked his shots, and when he did get through, Eddie showed just why he was last year’s player of the year, with several saves (including a worldie).

Although they eventually lost 0-1, (for me) that was undoubtedly their best display of the season.

Third game against Panthers WFC. Sub Tony G

Relics: 2 shots both on target. Panthers: 7 shots with 3 on target Final Score 0 – 1

After the exertion of the opening 2 games the Relics were starting to look tired, Panthers controlled the game throughout with their man to man marking and passing game seemingly creating chances at will, the Relics worked hard but on this occasion were no match for their opponents, no complaints against the final score of losing 0 – 1

Final game against Burnley Clarets. Sub Kev B

Relics: 5 shots with 1 on target. Clarets: 10 shots with 7 on target Final Score 0 – 1

All credit to the Relics squad in this final game, carrying 2 or 3 injuries they gave their all against a very strong Clarets side of Giants (see comments from Wakefield game at previous session, what do they feed them further up the valley?). Having to play a fourth consecutive game whilst their opponents had the advantage of two breaks it was always going to be an uphill struggle. The Burnley side dominated most of the game, however the Relics did manage to put together one or two passing movements to create chances for Ian and Graham with Keith S and Kev A giving excellent support.  I must give a special mention to Tony, carrying a visible groin strain which forced him off in an earlier game he stuck to Burnley’s strong forceful centre forward admirably but all his efforts could not entirely stop the opponent. Eddie too was forced to make a number of good saves. The final score was a 0 – 1 defeat to a Burnley side who were good for their win

As ever excellent turnout for the Relics, Club Official Keiran, spectators Keith H, Ken B, Andy R, Steve H, all of whom weren’t just there for the post match pie and peas. Match report Nev K

Relegation is always a disappointment; however this is a particularly strong division, the Whites can at least look forward to their first ever local derby next season with games against the Stripes, the big question is “Who will manage both sides?”

Step aside Captain Mainwaring, Sergeant Wilson et al, Bury Relics own Dad’s Army the over 75’s were on parade at Heywood Sports Sports Village ably supported by a small platoon from Salcom (S).

On a cold but mainly sunny day whilst the Govt. and NHS were giving endless advice on how the elderly should stay warm during these cold spells the brave warriors of the Greater Manchester Walking Football League turned out for the final session of the inaugural over 75’s league

With only one point needed out of three games to secure the League Title, Manager Ian’s pre match speech insisted that his team take no risks, keep possession and let the opposition force the game

Keiran Tilley & Bob Daniels (holiday), John Bate (S) (fractured wrist) and Chris (S) were unavailable therefore the squad was Eddy Ford (GK) (C), John Wardle, Dave Morris, John Morris, Pat Fitzgerald, Kevin Longbottom (S), Joe Cohen (S) Bill Horton (S) with Manager: Ian McKinnon.

First Game against The Invincibles, Subs Kev and Pat (Kev on for Joe 2nd half)

Relics:  5 shots with 1 on target. Invincibles: 5 shots with 2 on target. Final Score 0 – 0

Bury started the game in total control with all round good movement and accurate passing to feet, the 1st shot of the game came from an Invincibles corner but was wide of goal. Bury created their own opportunities, a neat passing move resulted in a JoMo shot just wide of goal, quickly followed by another attempt by JoMo easily saved by the keeper. Against the run of play the opposition did have a couple of long range shots at goal but there was no real threat and they were easily covered by Eddy. Another sweeping move from Bury saw a pass from the back to Kev in midfield, he pushed forward and created a chance for John (Woggy) Wardle whose shot was just wide. Final score 0 – 0 probably a fair result, point needed secured.

Second Game Rochdale Strollers. Subs Kev and Pat (Kev on for Joe 2nd half)

Relics: 5 shots 4 on target. Rochdale  8 shots 4 on target  Final Score 0 – 0

What a game, both teams contributing to a superb example of over 75’s walking football, early on Bury put together a move of 12 passes starting from keeper Eddy and involving all 5 outfield players resulting in a narrowly wide shot from JoMo. Bury’s build up tended to be slow and methodical from keeper to Billy on the left through to midfield and then patiently waiting from an opportunity to strike, Rochdale were much more direct and quick on the break with their quick footed and tricky number 9 causing numerous problems, however Eddy was well placed for any shots on target. The game continued at a pace with both sides creating goal scoring opportunities. One comical moment towards the end as manager Ian continued the Dads Army theme by doing his Corporal Jones tribute act screaming at the players “don’t panic”, luckily he didn’t follow it up with “they don’t like it up em” Final score 0 – 0, manager Ian commenting that was ‘the best performance of the season’

Final Game Tameside Striders. Subs Woggy and Billy 

Relics: 8 shots with 3 on target. Tameside: 3 shots with 2 on target. Final Score 0 – 0

With the league title already secured the manager decided to leave defensive stalwart Billy who had picked up a head knock and midfield dynamo Woggy to save him for the next 70’s outing on the bench , JoMo was moved to the back leaving him to ask Dave “what are you supposed to do in defence?” Dave answered him in the best way possible, giving a superb display of controlled football from the back, distributing the ball and being there as an outlet when there was no opportunity to move the ball forward. Pat on the pitch for the first time made a valuable contribution intercepting one or two Tameside passes. Joe, playing at centre forward was always available and held the ball up well with his back to goal, laying off passes to create goal scoring opportunities. There was one unusual lapse at the back allowing the Tameside forward though on goal with only the keeper to beat, as ever Eddy was there to pull off a good save. JoMo known for his talent as a musician/singer went one step further later in the game to become a dancer as he stood over the ball, unable to find a pass he opted to do a little step over jig much to the amusement of the watching spectators. Final Score 0 – 0, thanks to both teams, entertaining football.

As ever excellent turnout for the Relics, Club Officials Keith S, spectators Keith H, Keith B, Ken Bond, Andy R, Tex, Ken Buggie. (one or two on the touchline did suggest that some supporters were only there for the free pie and pes after the game) Match report by Nev K

The Relics winning ways continued into the hall for the post match food and presentations, with Relics players, officials and spectators claiming at least of the raffle prizes on offer. One touching moment during the presentation came when the two players, of worthy league runners up Rochdale, received their trophy it was announced that they would both be ‘hanging up their boots’ both quite emotional they received a well earned round of applause. Then came the moment we had waited for as captain Eddy received the inaugural over 75’s League Winners Trophy, the first of its kind in the country.

Speaking as a baby from the over 60’s It was a pleasure to witness the skill, fitness and sportsmanship of the Relics over 75’s squad, gentlemen you should be very proud of your achievements and our sponsors Tower Family Healthcare should use you as a primary example of what can be done by continuing to participate in organised sport.

20th November 2025 
Relics over 65’s
Heywood

Manager : Ken Buggie
Squad :
Graham Walton ( C )
Keith Gillespie ( GK )
Keith Swain
Kevin Amos
Alan Blackley
Dave Lutkevitch
Pete Schevtschenko
Tony Greenall
It’s cold …. it’s very cold… it’s so cold that when Andy commented on my shivering I thought he was about to make a verbal dig so I made a pre-emptive strike by saying “ it’s alright for you…you’re a f*t fu**er” there were audible oooh’s from everyone in earshot…Andy had that “ revenge is best served cold“ look in his eyes …so I ran away and ordered extra padded shin pads off eBay… and ankle pads….and a nice full face American Football helmet.

Oh yeah…Anyway..there were some football matches played but my notes are so scrambled I doubt if the reports  are going to be accurate… did I mention it was cold?

First match up against Winstanley 
Subs-Keith S Tony G

I believe Ian McKinnon used “ World Kindness Day” to filter his report on last week’s Stripes game.

In a similar spirit I’m using “World Tell It Like It Is Day” to filter my report.

Bury were crap in this game… or Winstanley were really really good… it’s a matter of perspective… almost the entire game was played in Bury’s half of the pitch so all ten outfield players crammed together ..Winstanley pressed and possessed and shot some really really good shots 7 in total 4 on target resulting in two absolutely magnificent saves from Keith G at full stretch the other two attempts being tamer but nevertheless important stops… Bury had 1 shot… not on target. Bury couldn’t string two passes together and were under the cosh from the start… but in fairness… it was very very cold and Winstanley had obviously invested in thermal underwear otherwise we’d’ve thrashed them… as it is ..a respectable nil nil draw , man of the match to Keith G
Bury 0    Winstanley 0
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Second game up against Panthers 
I’m going to call them the Blue Panthers because it was cold 🥶 

Subs- Kev A , Pete S

It’s still cold ..but strangely ..Bury started playing like they had been treated in the interval with intravenous black peas .. passing the ball moving into space stroking it round like Brazil.. this bedazzled the Blue Panthers who ended up giving away a free kick which Dave L absolutely hammered at the net but somehow.. somehow the Blue Panthers keeper got a hand to it… his hand shattered into a thousand little pieces on impact.. ok .. it didn’t… but it should have because it was so cold.

Blue Panthers also had a free kick shortly after but it hit the post which also shattered into a thousand little pieces.. anyway ..that was exciting as it got for the Blue Panthers .

Meanwhile Bury are playing like men possessed .. a lovely pass from Dave L to Alan a great shot from Alan but the keeper saved it with his remaining hand.

The pressure from Bury was relentless a pass from Alan to Graham on the edge of the box a lovely swivel and pass on to Dave L at the far side of the box another great shot but ..couldn’t get it past the bits of the keeper that were still unshattered .

Full time 

Bury 0  Blue Panthers 0
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Third game up against Blackpool

Subs-Dave L,  Pete S

If Bury were operating on Intravenous Black Peas then Blackpool were operating on Intravenous Running Beans 🫘 

There was not a lot of walking happening in this game, Blackpool had clearly eaten too many Weetabix and Bury were having to run to keep up with them, to be fair to Bury they did a grand job in a pretty even fast-paced game  managing 6 shots with 3 
on target, Blackpool only had 3 shots with 2 on target but stats don’t give the full picture.

Graham had two great shots saved but at the other end Blackpool got the benefit of a controversial decision, their strikers managed to split Bury’s defence very effectively albeit with rule bending pace their striker toe-poked a goal when the ball was clearly in the box but the goal was given..

Bury didn’t give up and continued pressing but were undone again by a clever back-heel that split the defence leaving the striker with an easy target that Keith couldn’t do much about from point blank range.

This result doesn’t really do justice to Bury who made some great moves and were for the most part solid in defence but if players are consistently allowed to run and not penalised then the other team don’t really stand a chance.

Bury 0  Blackpool 2

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Fourth game up against Wakefield 
Subs-Kev A, Alan

Let’s get the stats out of the way 
Bury had 5 shots 2 on target ( I’ll come back to this)
Wakefield had 8 shots 3 on target 

Wakefield are a very good team but Bury could’ve given them a run for their money ….unfortunately the Black Peas had started to wear off at this point .

Wakefield pass the ball like there’s nobody on the pitch except themselves , it is a pleasure to watch and unfortunately for Bury that’s all they could manage to do for much of the game, wave after wave of attack pushed Bury to the edge and in Pete’s case quite literally, we all know what it’s like trying to contain a top striker whilst balancing on the edge of the box .. unfortunately Pete lost his balance and stepped into the box… penalty… dispatched ruthlessly by Wakefield.

However Bury didn’t just fold they had a couple of decent shots on target, one from Alan and one from Graham after a lovely pass from Keith S .

But the momentum was mainly with Wakefield who forced another error this time from Keith S who intercepted a ball coming across Bury’s area before it had left the area whilst under pressure from a striker breathing down his neck threatening to toe poke it… another penalty.. another goal.

Finally Wakefield got a free kick and unlike most teams found a way to score from it… Final score 

Bury 0 Wakefield 3
For what it’s worth as a bit of a consolation I overheard the Wakefield boss saying “ this is the only team today who’ve managed to get two shots on target against us “

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Fifth game up against Corinthians 

Subs-Keith S, Tony G

Stats .. Bury 6 shots 4 on target 
Corinthians 5 shots 2 on target 

Final game and for some reason there’s a feeling of optimism nay joy drifting across the slightly thawed sheet of green concrete that is passing as a pitch on this crisp sunny day ( I forgot to mention the sun, the sun , like the cold, was relentless.. ridiculously bright and disorientating without the slightest hint of heat ..just sat up there ..mocking the mortals who dare to presume that sunshine means warmth).

Perhaps it was the realisation that soon they could find shelter from the god of ice who was clawing at their feet or perhaps it was the disposition of the referee Ian who always manages to inject a bit of humour into proceedings that certainly helps to lift the mood especially after being thrashed 3 nil.

This game was all a bit of a blur as I was in the later stages of hypothermia at this point but I do remember some great passing good movement.. I may have been hallucinating but I think Bury players even managed to communicate verbally within this match… whatever it was … the thought of tea and biscuits 🍪 the jokes of the referee or the sheer madness that comes from lack of oxygen as it freezes before it reaches your lungs… Bury played great football culminating in a shot from Graham that was blocked by the keeper but he couldn’t hold it and it bounced out to Graham who lifted it gloriously seemingly in slow motion over the keeper and into the net … f***ing hell… a goal… the heavens opened… angels did a fly-by … dogs and cats hugged each other… but wait… Corinthians weren’t in a mood to allow divine intervention to distract them.. they forced a free kick in a great position the resulting shot sailed like an arrow ( wait a minute… can an arrow sail)? … sailed like an arrow shaped sailing vessel straight at Bury’s goal.. Keith G ,with lightning reflexes, just manages to get his fingertips to the missile that was sent his way and he guides it over the crossbar… all the spectators breath out in a massive collective misty cold day sigh that momentarily blocks out the sun … as the mist slowly clears the referee blows his whistle… 

Final score 

Bury 1 Corinthians 0
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This leaves Relics in the middle of a congested mid table of 7 teams; 3 points from 2nd place and 2 points above relegation. The final 4 games on the last match week are going to be epic – will we slip through the cracks to submerge into Div 2, slide along to safety or skate away to runners up?

Bury Relics Over 60 Stripes went into their penultimate set of fixtures of their Greater Manchester Division 2 Walking Football league campaign in match week 7. A squad of 9 were selected of Keith (GK), Steve M, Ken Bo, Mike, Keith H, Steve H, Iain, Neville and Andy. Ken was Manager and Pat, Keiran, Keith the Kit Man and Dave M, were in attendance on a very clement November day. These matches were played on World Kindness Day and in that spirit I have reported the day’s events.

First up were 2^nd placed Salcom with Ken Bo, Keith H and Mike starting on the bench. They had the first shot which was off target and they had the second shot which was a goal. A bad start. Frustratingly it came from our own possession just outside our box when we gave them the ball and a quick toebung nestled in the corner. Andy replied with 2 shots as the game continued at a very rapid pace. Nev was very quickly on 2 fouls and replaced by Ken Bo. This did nothing to halt the flow of recorded offences and we gave a 4 foul penalty away shortly after. Fortunately, a strongly hit shot cannoned back off the post to go out for a kick in near the halfway line! The running persisted and then it was our turn to get a 4 foul penalty which Andy brilliantly despatched. We were back in the game looking to consolidate but we couldn’t kick on and Salcom regained the lead when their outstanding centre forward scored with his trademark roll and right footed shot. This took the wind out of the sails of our comeback voyage and we limped into the port of Final Whistle. 2-1 loss.

Next up were 3^rd placed Ribble Valley with Steve H, Andy and Keith H starting on the bench. We started with what looked like a hangover from the previous match. Ribble played good football from the off and eerily again scored early from their second shot which finished off an excellent 4 man move. Another bad start. It is always difficult when you go 1 down to a good footballing team as they can contain you when you have the ball and make space easily when they have it, to play in triangles to kill time and the game, ultimately. After we had been hemmed in for a long period with only Keith’s brilliance in goal and Steve M’s last ditch defending keeping the score within reach we showed great spirit to get some shots off but none were on target and the men in red eased to a 1-0 victory.

Third up were top of the table Bolton with Keith H, Ken Bo and Steve M starting on the bench. Disaster struck from the kick off when they took the centre, had a couple of passes and a long shot deflected off Steve H (which was especially cruel as he defended superbly throughout the day) to send it spinning past the wrong footed Keith G. 3 bad starts in a row. Literally the last thing we needed as they then kept the ball for the remaining 14 minutes 45 seconds with an excellent display of walking football whilst in front. We had no shots at all and they doubled their lead just before the end from a free kick. 2-0 loss.

Our fourth match versus Rochdale Strollers saw Andy, Iain and Nev on the bench. Having played the top 3 teams in the league there was hope of some respite in our last 2 fixtures against teams who were mid table like us. Before the game Ken and the players had a constructive team talk to put the first 3 matches behind them and try and get back on track. We started well with firstly a fierce Steve M strike being deflected for a corner and a clever Ken Bo shot being saved by their keeper. We were looking a lot better but then got sucker punched, hit on the break and beautifully finished put us behind again. Our resolve dissolved and they settled into a brilliantly executed game plan of allowing us to come onto them and then hitting us on the break. Another 2 excellently taken goals put us 3 nil behind but we kept going with our highlight being a piece of typical Mike B brilliance on the edge of the D but their keeper made, not 1 but 2, diving saves to keep Mike out. 3-0 loss.

Our final match versus Moston Brook saw Mike B, Steve H and Steve M on the bench. After the disappointment of the previous game we went into this one low in confidence and were on the back foot from the off. The Brook played neat short passing football which forced Keith G into 2 good stops before they eventually scored from a good move which created a man in space who placed it home. This sparked a response and Keith Hayes turned and hit a screamer which their keeper tipped past the junction of post and bar. From the resultant corner Neville played a fantastic ball across the face of goal which the long striding Ken Bo met perfectly to rattle the underside of the bar, it bounced down on the line then back up above the bar. We followed that up with a good pass from Iain to Andy who hit a strong shot which again made the keeper work. Confidence was rising but was immediately brought crashing back down when the opposition scored a carbon copy of the first goal. We chased the game, tried too hard and found it difficult to keep possession. We were being picked off and unsurprisingly they scored another replica to lose 3-0.

After the matches, Captain Mike commented “it was a struggle today against 5 teams who are now all above us in the league but the good thing is that we have the final set of fixtures to recover. A decent set of results next time round could see us climb to sixth so we have got something to aim for and finish on a high rather than a low.”

6th November Greater Manchester Walking Football League Over 60’s Division 1 played at Heywood Sports Village

Our intrepid match day reporters Keith Bibby (International Duty), Ian McKinnon and Kev Bates (playing squad) were unavailable to report on the day’s events so a member of the Relic’s supporters’ club was press ganged into duty, in reality asked politely but press ganged sounds so much better. Apologies for any errors or omissions

With almost perfect playing conditions on this exceptionally mild autumn day with a gentle SE breeze expectations were high amongst this strong 9 man Whites squad albeit they were facing 4 of the top 5 teams in this particularly difficult division

Manager: Ken Buggie. Squad: Eddy Ford (GK), Graham Walton (C), Tony Greenall, Kevin Amos, Ian McKinnon, Danny Mitton, Dave Lutkevitch, Kevin Bates, Mark Evans.

First game against Fleetwood Town Flyers. Subs Danny, Mark and Kev B

Relics:  4 shots of which 3 on target. Final Score 1 – 1

The game couldn’t have got off to a worse start, in the 1st serious attack launched by Fleetwood their forward on the edge of the box produced a good turn and 1st time shot low into the bottom corner leaving Eddy with no chance of producing a save. Fleetwood continued to dominate the early possession and had shots saved by Eddy and blocked by Tony. Relics then started to introduce some authority into the game with some pinpoint passing between all the players, all of this possession eventually produced an opportunity for Graham from the left side of the goal, his well struck shot appeared to have been parried away to safety by the keeper only for Dave L to sneak in at the far post to hit a 1st time shot into the narrowest of margins to produce an excellent equalising goal. The game continued with some flowing passing football from both teams, the referee gave a contested throw in to Fleetwood for Tony to loudly dispute, this was repeated moments later and again the decision going Fleetwood’s way much to Tony’s disgust, the ball then went out once again and the Relics were awarded the throw in much to Tony’s delight, his cheers echoed around the ground and received a round of applause from the watching spectators. The Relics continued to improve and pinned Fleetwood into their own half with some good pressing play. Tense closing moments with both teams on 3 fouls due to the ref appearing to punish the slightest infringement whilst allowing blatant fouls by both teams to go unpunished and a late Fleetwood shot blocked by Kev A. Final score 1 – 1 with the Relics unlucky to come away with just 1 point

Second Game Wakefield Wanderers. Subs Dave, Ian, Tony

Relics: 2 shots on target. Final Score 0 – 0

As the Wakefield players appeared on the pitch I thought they had sent a basketball team in error, they are an incredibly tall team, what do they feed them over in Yorkshire? Perhaps they were given free school milk long before us poor waifs brought up in our Lancastrian mill towns. In this modern day War of the Roses the historians amongst us were hoping for the repeat of the 1640 Battle of Wakefield when the Yorkists were finally defeated, alas this was not to be. The match was completely dominated by Wakefield, wave after wave of neat passing moves usually resulting in shots at goal and skillful close control by their players. Eddy was excellent in goal, it is no exaggeration to say that he made at least 5 quality saves that would have beaten most keepers, the guys in front of him worked hard and blocked shots to keep out the marauding Wanderers. In between Wakefield domination the Relics did put together one or two moves of their own resulting in blocked shots from both Danny and Graham. Final score 0 – 0 a well deserved point against quality opponents 

Third Game Blackpool Senior Seasiders Subs Kev A, Kev B, Danny

Relics: 4 shots, 3 on target Final Score Lost 1 – 0

The start of the game was delayed as both teams appeared wearing white shirts, after some discussion over who is the home team and who should wear bibs it was agreed that the Seasiders would wear Orange bibs which to be fair matched the stripes on their shorts, a couple of their players opted to wear their bibs back to front in what could be construed as a deliberate attempt to confuse the referee as to which way they were running. The change took so long that the referee decided to blow the final whistle much to the relief of manager Ken who said “we’ll take that”. Blackpool started well with a neat passing move resulting in a shot well saved by Eddy, a further shot was blocked by Tony which deflected onto the bar. Relics turn to put a neat passing move resulted in Mark narrowly shooting wide, again another good move resulted in Dave being penalised for running as he neared the goal. Yet another delay, this time because the Blackpool players complained that the ball was too soft. Although Blackpool were on top producing more blocked shots and saves from Eddy the Relics still had their moments with shots from both Mark and Graham. In the final minute tragedy struck, a Relics attack was broken down by Blackpool, their player stole the ball and moved quickly forward, he really did appear to be running, he squared the ball for a team mate to hammer into the roof of the net. Players and spectators alike were gutted, a point against a very good Blackpool team would have been well deserved. Final score lost 1 – 0

Fourth Game Manchester Old Boys Subs Graham, Mark, Ian

Relics 3 shots, 1 on target Final Score 0 – 0

Manchester set off on the front foot with an early shot saved by Eddy, they then had a goal quite rightly disallowed due to running by their number 10. There followed a controversial moment, Kev A indicated to the bench and the referee that he was injured and needed to be replaced, the ref refused to stop the game much to the disgust of Manager Ken who let his feelings be known only to receive stern talking too by the ref, Ian eventually was allowed on as a substitute. As the game progressed Dave L intercepted a pass but his shot was wide of the goal, later the Relics were awarded a free kick which resulted in Ian having a shot at goal. There followed some poor defending from Bury resulting in a chance for Manchester that was well saved by Eddy. Late in the game good possession from Ian and a through pass to Kev B whose low shot was blocked by a defender. The final score of 0 – 0 was on balance probably a fair result

Final Game Winstanley Walkers Subs Dave, Tony, Kev B

Relics 4 shots, 3 on target Final Score Lost 1 – 0

A strong start by the Relics, a passing move involving all outfield players resulted in a shot from Mark saved by the keeper, Bury then played the ball efficiently from the back to give Graham an opportunity of a shot that was narrowly wide. Winstanley began to take control but their attacking play was kept at bay by good defending. Ouch, Ian took one for the team as the ball hit him straight in middle wicket, at least 5 of the watching crowd volunteered to do the cold sponge treatment, none could be found so it was up to Ian to take deep breaths and rub himself better. There were further attempts on goal from Mark and Ian but Winstanley were fully in control, a tiring Bury side were giving the ball away all too often in midfield and a resulting break down the left saw Winstanley score, there followed wave after wave of Winstanley attacks but shots were saved or blocked. The final score was a 1-0 defeat against a side whose 2nd in the league position reflected their overall play

A quick note regarding reporters Ian and Kev B, both desperate to make the headlines or at least match comments they asked me to point out the following:- Ian – “did you see my ballboy performance? He managed to return the ball to the next field with an ‘Av it’ Peter Kay punt. Kev B “I managed to save 5 worms from being trodden on” sceptics maintained that he moved the same worm 5 times

As ever excellent turnout for the Relics, Club Officials Keiran and Pat, spectators Keith H, Ken B, Andy R, Steve H, Match report Nev K

The 3 point return leaves the Whites in an uphill struggle to avoid the dreaded drop.

Manager Ken’s post match summary “Thanks for all the effort today lads for such a poor return of points after some good footy”. 

A Nev Kitchen report

Bury Relics Over 75’s went into their penultimate set of fixtures of the Greater Manchester Division 1 Walking Football 2025 league campaign with a squad of Eddy (GK), Pat, Keiran, Bob, John Morris, plus the Salcom trio of Billy, Joe and John Bate. Ian McKinnon was Manager with supporters Ken’s Bond & Buggie and Kodak Keith providing great support.

Relics v Invincible’s (Got that wrong big style).
Good work from Jo Mo in mid-field who managed 3 good shots on goal in the early stages which was an achievement in itself as the ball seemed to be inflated to about 6.3 psi.
Big Joe combining well with the stalwart of the team, Bob, who was unlucky not to score his 2nd goal in 6yrs of walking football.
Relics are now well on top but unable to break the deadlock, first effort on goal from the Invincible’s (who) but Bob’s there to tidy up at the back. 
Half time 0-0.
Bad marking early into the 2nd half allowing England international Dave Mort their first shot on target with Eddie in complete control. Relics taking a little while to be settling in this second half allowing Invincible’s (eh) to temporarily take control of the game but this turns around as Jo Mo brings the best out of the Invincible’s keeper. Both teams now on 3 fouls each as the final whistle goes leaving both teams breathing a sigh of relief.
Final score 0-0.

Relics v Rochdale.
First shot of the day falls to Rochdale, no worries Eddie has it covered. Relics counter attack with Bill playing a gem of a ball down the line to Jo Mo who gets his shot on target. Big Joe and Mo Jo taking control in mid-field with the Rochdale keeper pulling another save off thwarting Jo Mo yet again, half time approaching and Eddie pulls off the save of the game a well struck volley from Val the Rochdale number 5 .
Halftime 0-0
Game now picking up pace with the spectators commenting “it’s like watching the over 60s” .
Jo Mo through again with a one on one but pulls the ball just wide.
Big Joe now on 2 fouls and is dragged off (just in case) Big Joe isn’t pleased as Pat comes on to take his place ,Pat settles in and doesn’t put a foot wrong – well he would wouldn’t he as he never got a ##### Kick did he !!
Final score 0-0.

Relics vTameside
Who sang it “Things can only get better” 
Well they didn’t
Bill and Up front John B carrying injuries but soldiering on (old age thing) Bill still injured flies down the wing drills the ball into the corner pocket only to watch the keeper force the ball around the post.
Relics now in complete control managing the game well as Jo Mo has yet another shot saved, game now seems to be falling into another scoreless draw.
Tameside now on two fouls with Relics on none yea that’s right none.
Big Joe have chances late on but it wasn’t to be.

Final score 0-0.

As every game between the 4 teams ended 0-0 this leaves Relics needing just one point from the final session in late November, all in all a good session’s results from the lads.